Clay Jones for February 26, 2021

Just wondering, is he still charging the Secret Service agents $650 a night to guard him?

I find no need to accuse such a big bag of (you know what) of also being a cheater. For one thing, it’s too obvious to spend time on.

When agents’ screw ups warrant punitive action, they send them to Mar-a-Lardgo.

He’s got balls?

President in Cheat was a good read. Nothing surprising.

His cheating at golf is WELL DOCUMENTED.

If he plays taxes like he plays golf, it’s gonna be a rough time in the scorer’s tent.!

Aw, no sippy cup, Clay?

What? Just because he tries to hide EVERYTHING, you think he’s up to something nefarious?

trump should have gotten promises they would lean his way ..from those judges in writing. Big boo-boo in hindsight, who would have thought judges have values.

Death Cult Republicans love cheater Trump.

Maybe he can declare Manteca-a-lo-largo an independent nation, then apply for flood relief (because the sea level isn’t rising everywhere?) from the US, UN, EU, and any other loser, alphabet soup groups out there, huh?

There’s a whole book on the extent to which #45 constantly cheats in golf: Commander in Cheat, by sportswriter Rick Reilly.

He doesn’t just cheat casually, either, like tweaking a score once in a while. He makes an effort to cheat and lie. He rewrites scores; he lies about his handicap; he sabotages other people’s balls (like flinging them off the green and into the woods); when he shoots into the rough he just ignores it and drops balls where he likes; and he even has a modified golf cart that goes much faster so he can get to the green first (and he drives onto it, which is a no-no) and do whatever he wants with his ball or the competitor’s ball. He always does the first round on his new golf courses so he can declare himself the “winner” of a tournament of one and put his name on a plaque in the clubhouse.

According to golf pros with whom he has played, he is actually a good golfer – but the way he does this constantly makes me question whether he really plays golf at all!

Where is Bill Murray when you really need him?

Whatcha gonna do, Whatcha gonna do, Whatcha gonna do when the IRS come for you?

He doesn’t deny that he’s cheating as loudly as he complains about people finding out that he’s cheating…

Ahhhh, look at the obsessed left wingers. President Trump’s been out of office more than a month and their still suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome. Biden’s ramping the industrial war machine, dropping bombs on Syria and Trump is dancing in the heads of the left. Hehehe. Anyone laying money on where Biden will deploy American troops on a meat grinding “Undeclared War”?

I’m starting to think that the conservatives on the Court really want to get rid of Fat Donny, ASAP.

A: His wives, his taxes and the golf course.

Q: Name 3 things T**** always cheats on.

(With apologies to Carnac the Magnificent)

Now, maybe, the fun begins.