Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 08, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  about 3 years ago

    Pig will be playing the lottery… a lot.

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    BasilBruce  about 3 years ago

    So . . . hoping for a Fairy Godmother, then.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Ask to mr. Mario Draghi, former ECB president and now Italian Prime Minister.

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    Ratkin  about 3 years ago

    You’re asking for sty in the sky.

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    oldpine52  about 3 years ago

    Like so many, Pig is willing to do anything to make a living, except work.

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    sirbadger  about 3 years ago

    Pig won’t sweat like a pig.

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    hariseldon59  about 3 years ago

    He could live like Kramer on Seinfeld: "Do nothing, fall a$$ backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. "

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    ronaldspence  about 3 years ago

    Make a viral video and get enough views on TikTok Pig and never work again…

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    gopher gofer  about 3 years ago

    let’s not overdo it with the whatever it takes…

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    blunebottle  about 3 years ago

    Hey, that’s my kind of strategy!

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    Sanspareil  about 3 years ago

    Pig’s methodology will allow him to keep his blood pressure down and remove a lot of stress! Can’t argue with that!!

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    iggyman  about 3 years ago

    Let’s not overdo there Pig!

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    Gent  about 3 years ago

    Conditions apply, of course.

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    sparky1000  about 3 years ago

    Once again, Pig nails the secret to a contented life.

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    AndreasMartin  about 3 years ago

    It depends on how you define ‘success’.

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    Kind&Kinder  about 3 years ago

    I’d say Pig’s sty-mied!

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    Breadboard  about 3 years ago

    The Ant and the Grasshopper …

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    cracker65  about 3 years ago

    Well that’s a guarantee for failure.

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I know it’s been discussed, but I can’t recall if anyone’s ever had a good answer to the question:

    Why does Pig always get himself inky/dirty every time he writes?

    I mean, yeah, he’s a pig and all, but he manages to go about most mundane activities without looking like a pig.

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    erik.vanthienen  about 3 years ago

    This is the Trump school of physical exercise : “You are going to die young because of this.”

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    SusieB  about 3 years ago

    Especially sweating!

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    Zebrastripes  about 3 years ago

    A pig is a pig is a pig….in a poke!

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    zerotvus  about 3 years ago

    Oh, running for office?

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    Procat Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Pig would make a good politician, promise everything, deliver nothing, then blame others.

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    Ellis97  about 3 years ago

    Pigs can’t sweat.

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    chris_o42  about 3 years ago

    Years ago when we farmed we raised pigs. They don’t sweat, they roll in mud if possible to protect their skin. While raising them, I realized how intelligent they are. I have seen them play “tag”, they make a bathroom spot as far from their food as possible and they are actually social. I haven’t eaten pork since.

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    awcoffman  about 3 years ago

    That’s the strategy for success in retirement. Works for me.

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    Droptma Styx  about 3 years ago

    Pig always looks a little worse for wear when he’s writing things like this. Life is not being kind to the poor guy.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Pig needs to switch to a ballpoint, his fountain pen always leaks on his face.

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    rshive  about 3 years ago

    His limitations are limitless.

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    raybarb44  about 3 years ago

    Needs work…..

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    PoodleGroomer  about 3 years ago

    Don’t spend money.

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    Altar_Ego  about 3 years ago

    Pig’s got to know his limitations…

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    zeexenon  about 3 years ago

    Agreed! If it ain’t fun, it ain’t worth doing.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 3 years ago

    good luck at that, Pig, when it comes to your footnote

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    WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Seems like a lot of people can’t draw the distinction.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Unfortunately, a common sentiment.

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    Call me Ishmael  about 3 years ago

    I was born to retire – but I started forty years late.

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    Buoy  about 3 years ago

    It’s a good idea to define “it” first. Often takes the wind out of anxiety.

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    christelisbetty  about 3 years ago

    No Pig, the limits have you…limited.

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    Chris Sherlock  about 3 years ago

    Shoot for happiness, Pig. Compared to success, happiness is easier to achieve.

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    Sisyphos  about 3 years ago

    Probably it doesn’t speak well for me, but I really like Pig’s thinking today!

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    rokkinrobin531  about 3 years ago

    I need Panel 2 on a T-shirt, with Panel 3 on the back!

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