I was a recording tech on a rocket engine test in the ’60s. The sequence was mixed up and the leader simply restarted without thinking. Unfortunately some fuel was released into the chamber where the fun happens. The restart caused the loudest and most destructive event that I ever experienced in person. Fortunately the bunker contained the blast. I had all the data recorded up to the time all my transducers were destroyed.
“Ah crap! This is bad! This is bad! Wait, I know what to do! Hit the space bar!”
“But, Captain… is this really the time for a drink?!”
“Not that space bar, you idiot… the one on the keyboard!”
“Nothing, Sir! It didn’t work!
“Wait a minute! Here it is… here’s the problem! This weird little micro mini USB thingy was unplugged from that wonky-lookin’-brick-adapter-whatchmacallit-thingy over there!”
Baarorso about 3 years ago
“‘Unplug the launch controller, wait and plug it back in again?’ Damn it Jim-I’m a space jockey, not an IT guy!” ;D
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member about 3 years ago
If this is Elon Musk’s Space X then it probably needs yet another software update.
Strob Premium Member about 3 years ago
We will soon be serving roast Bleeb.
Wilde Bill about 3 years ago
Oh, here’s your problem. It wasn’t plugged in to begin with.
Leojim about 3 years ago
Oh, now I get it, that mischievous Bleeb pulled the plug.
Zykoic about 3 years ago
I was a recording tech on a rocket engine test in the ’60s. The sequence was mixed up and the leader simply restarted without thinking. Unfortunately some fuel was released into the chamber where the fun happens. The restart caused the loudest and most destructive event that I ever experienced in person. Fortunately the bunker contained the blast. I had all the data recorded up to the time all my transducers were destroyed.
admiree2 about 3 years ago
By the way guys, don’t give it a worry but you might want to do the same with your oxygen supply too.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 3 years ago
Really bad places to be for a rocket launch. Say goodnight, Gracie.
joe piglet Premium Member about 3 years ago
And they say we’ve put a man on the moon, ah right.
geese28 about 3 years ago
Or you could blow into the cartridge….
jbduncan about 3 years ago
Better check the battery first. May need a jump start.
j.l.farmer about 3 years ago
amazing how that really works!
Nyckname about 3 years ago
A space shuttle?
Did you find this one under a drawer?
webman3802 about 3 years ago
Our igniters stopped working, so we’re going to send Bob the janitor out there to hold up an Aim-n-Flame…
Amra Leo about 3 years ago
Bleeb’s fine. He is the reason for it not launching, y’know…
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Ah yes. The early days of the Microsoft Missile Program. They never did get it off the ground before it got copied and marketed by Google and Oracle.
Jim2g about 3 years ago
Sounds like my TV service mchsi.com
PO' DAWG about 3 years ago
Italian Space Force, built by Fiat. Call Luigi, see if he workin’ today.
comixbomix about 3 years ago
Apparently my cable company has gone into the space business.
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
Run out there with a flashlight and shine it up into the exhaust tips and try to see if there is a clog…
Dobie Premium Member about 3 years ago
“Ah crap! This is bad! This is bad! Wait, I know what to do! Hit the space bar!”
“But, Captain… is this really the time for a drink?!”
“Not that space bar, you idiot… the one on the keyboard!”
“Nothing, Sir! It didn’t work!
“Wait a minute! Here it is… here’s the problem! This weird little micro mini USB thingy was unplugged from that wonky-lookin’-brick-adapter-whatchmacallit-thingy over there!”
“We’re are good to go, sir!”
the lost wizard about 3 years ago
We may have to run a temporary cable to the launch site across the street.
bobpeters61 about 3 years ago
The scary part is that the elevator goes to the solid rocket booster instead of the orbiter.
SF Giants about 3 years ago
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
mwksix about 3 years ago
I’m sure glad I don’t man the IT Helpline at NASA…
ekke about 3 years ago
Powered by Windows, clearly.
Impkins Premium Member about 3 years ago
That is typical Bleeb! Always looking up at things he shouldn’t! :>)
spaced man spliff about 3 years ago
This time leave it unplugged for a full minute before replugging it in.
tinstar about 3 years ago
If the main rocket finally catches, Bleeb is gonna be toast!
scpandich about 3 years ago
Bleeb you naughty boy, what have you been up to?
donut reply about 3 years ago
Get a matchbook.
WDD about 3 years ago
The Space Shuttle, if it were designed by Microsoft.