Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 08, 2021

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    SamuelMeasa  about 3 years ago

    Wait, a Yo Mama joke in this day and age?

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    retrocool  about 3 years ago

    man, yo mama’s so fat that when she walks backwards, she beeps !

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    LiamG.P  about 3 years ago

    This is old school. I want new school jokes!

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    Doug K  about 3 years ago

    … or begin with a response like , “Okay. And your point is …”

    “… and let’s check to see what’s their latest in pool tables?”

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    me_the_polish_gull  about 3 years ago

    For people, who are a little sick of gags like this one, read below.

    WoI: The biggest. Adventure. Ever. – Part 1a (written with perspective of the Wizard)

    I thought it was just another day. I was at work, as usual. Later, I went drinking with Rodney, Bung, and Duke, as usual. We were talking about what are we going to do soon, as usual. But one of us’ plan shocked everyone. “Look at this” Rod said and he took a tiny box out of his pocket. “There’s a ring inside?” Bung guessed. ‘’Not just a ring…" “Are you going to…?” Duke asked.“Yup” Rod nodded. ’’Oh, okay…" “Is that some bad news?” “Are you kidding, dude, that’s great!” I exclaimed. “Congratulations!” “Thanks!” Part 1b in replies

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    Zebrastripes  about 3 years ago

    Start boiling the oil! We’re going to war!

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    guyjen2004 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops. :P

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Bowling at ten paces.

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    jagedlo  about 3 years ago

    I’m surprised that in this day of hypersensitivity that they allowed the comic to go through!

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    sandpiper  about 3 years ago

    Agree with LiamG.p. There’s enough really ridiculous stuff happening that no humorists needs to do retro, especially slanted retro, to get a laugh.

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    awcoffman  about 3 years ago

    How fat is she, Johnny?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    No way. Id will not lose those lands without a fight. Id will lose those lands of course. Just not without a struggle. Well, at least Rodney and the Army will appear on the battle field. For a while.

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    e.groves  about 3 years ago

    “She has her own zip code.”

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    blakerl  about 3 years ago

    There has been no Duke or Earl of Brunswick since 1918. This is clearly a trap set by the HUNS. When will they learn?

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    timinwsac Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Trump must be a descentant of the Earl of Brunswick.

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    raybarb44  about 3 years ago

    The King should give a good retort back first. Give Peace a chance…..

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    Nyckname  about 3 years ago

    Seeing as the Fink doesn’t like his mother,…

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    greatUnknown  about 3 years ago

    … that she’s taller than you are even when she’s laying on her back.

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    s.gottlieb  about 3 years ago

    Then again, King Fink never thought highly of his parents…

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    scpandich  about 3 years ago

    The king doesn’t get along with his mother, does he?

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    WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Get the Earl of Brunswick together with the Earl of Sandwich and then you got something!

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    potfarmer  about 3 years ago

    Mobilize the Sweathogs!

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    unca jim  about 3 years ago

    The core of Diplomacy is “Tact”… this guy mis-read the text and used “Tacked”.. and then we get into modern-day voice-to-text in TV shows.. (eye-roll)

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    JesseLouisMartinez  about 3 years ago

    Your momma is so fat that when she sits around the house she actually sits around the house

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    The Orange Mailman  about 3 years ago

    This comic does not make sense to me. Rod hands the Fink a scroll. He states Earl is waiting for a response from Fink. He states the subject matter concerning the response from the Fink. Then on the scroll handed to the Fink the words “yo mama” appear.

    Why does Rod say Earl is waiting for a response with a certain subject matter, but then the scroll seems to indicate the subject matter has changed drastically? Earl is waiting for a response, but read this scroll, and now he’s really not waiting for a response, but is obviously goading you so the question is already answered. Here is his response which answers the question, so he’s really not waiting for your response.

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    WentBrown  about 3 years ago

    lol

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