F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 06, 2021

What better reason to have a cat?

“Cat on Lap” trumps everything!

You guys still have in-person meetings? How quaint.

That’s how it is at our house, except it’s the person without the puppy napping on their lap who has to wait on everyone else.

According to Pickles, it’s COL. Cat on Lap.

It’s not difficult to put someone to better use than a staff meeting.

Obviously he’s not a cat owner.

The nice thing about video meetings is nobody knows if you have a cat in your lap.

At work I have a plush cat I can stroke. It works for me because I wear black, speak with an Austrian accent, and have World Domination posters for decor. :)

That’s my name AND my boss commented on my sleeping lap cat yesterday…

If it works, keep it up…..

seems logical to me

Jared’s a cushioner. A total loser.

Never question the cat-on-my-lap excuse!

And it’s not even a real cat.

Sounds good to me

But somehow he was able to get a cup of coffee.

If the cat wants a lap, the cat will have a lap!

I had a kitten who killed a rat that was about as big as he was. My cat had the scars on his nose to show for it for the rest of his life.

That’s not actually a cat. It’s a cat shaped pillow.

Bring the cat to the meeting.