Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for March 02, 2021

that takes grit…

Better than the common alternative. Five minutes on the tanning bed and he’s dust.

Baby oil and Iodine! For that coppery look!

https://youtu.be/sWbqLjxgMzE

Works better than last year idea…. buried in the sand, neck high, with a sculpted sand body.

EYE BLEACH STAT! I am having a very hard time holding down my breakfast. (can you picture that? either Howard’s beach body OR me trying to hold down my breakfast) have a good day LOL

Or just put on the oil and wait for someone with a real beach body to come and kick sand on you…

HOWARD! … just oil your crotch and “Wah Lah” …

Sand Thong …!

Well, if they make olive oil out of olives, and corn oil out of corn, guess how they make baby oil.

Sex on the beach. Beware of sand crabs.

“Guys, over here! We have a beached sand thing!”

(Or perhaps in Howard’s case, a beached sand thong…)

Can’t… unsee…

Hopefully not ALL over! ouch.