Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 06, 2021

They got high on “rhesus” (Reese’s) pieces.

I thought that happens in August. Darn climate change!

I’m not sure how to take that.

Do monkeys pee?

Witches following the leash law? Are these Good Witches? They don’t look like Good Witches (not as I remember them anyway).

I’d hate to find the off leash park. Flying monkeys freaked me out.

Are they out for the monkeys to do “doo”? Where do they do if they doo? And do they pick up after the deed?

Flying monkey business on the wing.

And – they double as an early warning system for falling farm houses.

I don’t think I’d be looking up.

Witches Be Loco! (If they stand under flying monkeys…Yikes!!!)

So now we know where baby flying monkeys come from, and how they mate. Interesting stuff, worthy of documentary.

the first thing I thought about was I wouldn’t want to be standing directly under them like that