Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 03, 2021

Something fishy about this.

looks like the line’s not flowing…

They could form a ray band.

If one of them can get through the DMV in 25 minutes it would be a fluke.

And in the junk shop next door you can find the eclectic eels.

But why are they there? There’s no license required.

They could have been in line for one of those cleaner fish stations.

Really fishing for a punch line today.

A stretch from the line of rabbits standing side by side who all take one step back.

Guess they had to go to the DMV to get their wheels.

Only 25 minutes? Whoa – I want to go there!

Queuet!

Don’t give a drivers license to any ray. At night, they’ll head straight toward any light they see.

If the workers there are cranking them through that fast, they deserve a rays.

Never fear, guys, there’s a ray of hope.