Jeff Danziger for February 20, 2021

He may LIE a lot, but, at least he didn’t fly to Cancun.

Just doing his damndest to look like a fool. Oh wait, he’s been doing that all along. Nevermind

It was those cancer-causing windmills that are at fault! Or if not them, then some other thing, as long as it’s anything but the power companies.

Who knew Texans deregulated cognitive functionality too?

Lying republicans blame everything except their own thieving incompetence.

Next, it will be those Jewish Space Lasers “moving” the cold front from the Artic to the South!!

/SNARK/

Shouldn’t Sancho Cruz be somewhere in this picture?

Oops, forgot. He decided to flee Texas.

or like every dime store cowboy end up shooting himself in the foot practicing quick draws in the mirror

I live in Pennsylvania. There are a lot of windmills and they work all year round. For all of yall that like to gloat about your warm weather just realize that while us northerners have sympathy for those suffering due to the cold there is a bit of gloat floating around in our skulls when southerners can’t handle a normal winter cold spell.

And, of course, the Republicans in Texas have learned their lessons and will take immediate action to make sure this doesn’t happen again…I almost got that written out without collapsing into laughter…

The Republicans of Texas trying to chip the ice of the wind turbines after years of failing to address the problem before when warned. . . . or warmed ? Whatever. . . ./S

Abbott, Cruz, Perry… it’s like Texas goes out of its way to recruit idiots to run their government.

“Hey ABBOTTTT…” you really ARE an idiot!

They might be giants.

Texans like to say everything is bigger in Texas I guess that includes the LIES , Abbott, Cruz, etc. Aslo you all cheaped out on your Windmills as you were warned this would happen, !

“As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can’t drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against ‘em anyway, you don’t belong in office.” Molly Ivins

So lyin’ ted is Sancho Panza, Who plays Dulcinea del Toboso?

Well summarized!!!

How’s that money you saved not installing heaters workin’ out for ya?

Somehow, I don’t see him swept upward to the stars.

Reference, “Cyrano De Bergerac” Act 2, Scene 2:

DE GUICHE (who has controlled himself—smiling): Have you read ‘Don Quixote’?

CYRANO: I have! And doff my hat at th’ mad knight-errant’s name.

DE GUICHE: I counsel you to study. . .

A PORTER (appearing at back): My lord’s chair!

DE GUICHE: . . .The windmill chapter!

CYRANO (bowing): Chapter the Thirteenth.

DE GUICHE: For when one tilts ’gainst windmills—it may chance. . .

CYRANO: Tilt I ’gainst those who change with every breeze?

DE GUICHE: . . .That windmill sails may sweep you with their arm

Down—in the mire!. . .

CYRANO: Or upward—to the stars!

All hat and no cattle, as usual.

Gov. Abbott (Costello?) has been too busy making it hard for people to vote to worry about weather issues. It’s all AOC’s fault.

Norther states don’t seem to have a problem with winter wind power.

Trump Junior already declared that Abbott is a Democrat, so by GQP executive privilege Abbott is now a Democrat.

Abbott probably thinks they cause cancer, too. (Every time I read about this dope I look for the news about his partner, Lou Costello.)

In the mean time AOC has raised 2 million dollars to help Texas from it’s crisis.