Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 18, 2021

Well the good thing is that the sharks won’t attack you…“Professional Courtesy”

I think they are going to need a larger island…

Or at least mention that one of the lawyers has a cat face.

Cannibalism will start promptly at lunch.

Was this the three billable hours tour?

That’s a great name for a lawyer’s boat. I have not one but TWO (retired) lawyer cousins, so I’ve heard all the lawyer jokes. This one is… so-so.

How long till one of them is elected judge and they can start billing hours as they sue each other

Welcome to Litigious Island.

Rescuers: “There are only two of you lawyers, but three makeshift huts on the island. Why the third?”

Resucued: “One for Harry, one for me, and the third on which we are establishing a lien.”

If a plane sees that message they may just call in an air strike.

“All millionaires!” might be more effective. (There are poor lawyers, but they don’t go on ocean cruises. Um, ‘poor’ could indicate either their ability as a lawyer or their financial condition. The two are not related. Some poor (ability) lawyers are raking in dough.)

HELP! is more visible and no fine print.

It’s going to be difficult writing the small print in the sand. He also needs to figure out a way to back up his work for when the tide comes in.

What is it called when a plane load of lawyers crashes? A good start. What is it called if there are two or three empty seats? A shame.

By the way, my uncle’s boat was “the counselor.“

I taught a lawyer how to scuba dive. Funny enough, the conversation around his needing assistance was, not surprisingly, short. …HELP!

I used to enjoy stipulating…just too old now. Sigh.

Lawyer comic. Setting up fish in a barrel for fishermen with muskets.

At least they are not using the Garamond typeface recently banned by the DC Circuit Court.

How about the old story about ( it was so cold that I saw two lawyers walking with both of their hands in their own pockets ) : )

“Maybe we’d have a better chance”? No. Maybe you’d have a chance.

Without a court system, lawyers are useless. :)

“any chance”

Let’s get started on that lawsuit against the shipping company.

Fortunately for them, that is not Jurassic Park island. There is a rumor dinosaurs like the taste of lawyer.

How can a lawyer safely swim around sharks. Professional respect.

This is why I teach young lawyers to use plain English. A simple “help” is clear and thorough

The one time you’d want to see global warming speed up.

Um; the words “used car sales person” should be added after “lawyers” !

ye olde saying.. it’s a rising tide sinks the lawyers

Sharkbait

Love them all!!! The jokes that is!!!

I would advocate not to divulge your identity to the rescuers.

J&J, Moderna, or Pfizer?

Guess where the next nuclear testing site will be.

Bad grammar: “agrees” to board…

When I joined our small town community theater group, I noticed there were several lawyer/members. I figured they were making up for the fact that they never got any “Perry Mason” moments in real life.

Esquire must have run into Anoesis.

It appears most of the comic character are stuck on a time island.

Lawyers On Southern Tangent.

A better chance of getting rescued, versus being bombed!

I think Mark Twain predicted that in 100 years they would have banned lawyers.

Wow all I guess I was lucky as other than the compensation lawyer that I left after he said no raise …..I worked for wonderful lawyers who appreciated my work and gave me nice bonus’s though the first temp job one was the highest ever.