Lio by Mark Tatulli for March 03, 2021

Keep going Lio, for every thousand one’s bound to survive.

But, Eva Rose, what about the other 0.1%? Does that show you care about Lio?

More like unrequited love on Lio’s part.

Lio’s singing and guitar playing probably makes crab grass wither!

So you’re saying there IS a chance!?

You have to somewhat admire Lio’s determination to win Eva Rose’s affection, no matter how many times he gets rejected!

Finally they invented something for destroy those gross flying hearts!

Every romantic relationship at first.

Someone somewhere probably has a franchise based on that.

All it takes is that 1 in 1,000 to get through.

Send a thousand. Per the labeling, one will get through. (Statistically)

The little girl takes “playing hard to get” to a whole never level!

If she’d make a COVID version she’d really have something…

Awwww…

Keep singing Lio

She’ll be hooked when that point one percent gets through.

♫ Don’t go squirtin’ my hearts ♬