Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 17, 2021

Keep the faith. I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.

Wookin’ pa nub in all da wong paces

Wookin’ pa nub

Buckwheat (E.M.)

Not gonna touch that with an index finger OR with my quite real and inanimate ten-foot pole.

…nothing worse than an itch you can’t scratch…

…circumcision…

…ya can’t get the foreskin back…

…phallic worship…

…nothing like turning my shower time into church…

…and once you give to the church you lose interest…

…Phallic Worship- The Oral History…

…Yoni worship…

…more of a cult …that let’s the fingers do the walking…

…vagina worship…

…the church reply is, “Yes ,Dear.”…

…{and I wonder why I don’t have any friends}…

….in all the wrong places….OY!

Uh, no, Madam Librarian, just browsing. Yeah. That’s it. Browsing.

Seems I have less to worship as I get older.

I’ve been letting my fingers do the “walking”

But I swim so deep

You know I’m such a pool for you

You got me wrapped around your finger

Do you have to let it linga?

Title: Linga – Artist: Frogberries – Album: Everybody Else is Crazy, So Why Not Me

The first time I read this I wasn’t wearing my reading glasses and I thought this said,

“… Cartoons and Symbolisms – Past and Present …”

P.S. You can’t have phallic worship without a few ithyphallic statues now can you?

Sunday underwear

Oops, I think I’m in the wrong section of the library. I was looking for “palace work shifts.”

Love the scribbles TERESA! Nice touch.

At my age, I’m becoming an agnostic – ain’t much to worship anymore.

Cum one, cum all … bring your own Playboys … and/or National Geographics …!

Several years ago, a teacher I was friends with told me that one of her best students wrote on the blackboard before she came in: “MS. SMITH, LEAD US TO THE PHALLUS OF TRUTH.” She had to go back out and laugh in the ladies’ room.

RIP S. Clay Wilson. “Nice day for something.” He would have liked this cartoon.

They’re tiny and slimy and black and beige

Speckled and freckled and white and gray

Bumpy and lumpy and thataways

They’re pretty and creepy, sinister, sweet

Harmless or poisonous, tasty to eat

They’re funny and funky, hard to beat

I could go on for days

Whatever their shape, their color, their size

Every mushroom’s a wee little prize

For they’re magical gifts that materialize

Right at your grateful feet

A lot of men would gladly like that size to be more than 4 inches.

Easy there! No need to stutter!

Yes; I’m looking to milk some humor out of your question. It ain’t easy, being a FA commentator. BTW, you seem to have lost your Phallic Worship card. Keep it up and you may get into trouble….

RIP R.H.L.