Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for February 17, 2021
February 16, 2021
February 18, 2021
Transcript:
Whoa whoa whoa! Did you expect this jury to believe that your husband would magically still be alive if my client had run him over while sober? Poor legal strategy #12: Saying stupid things.
Ida No about 3 years ago
Only works when the jury consists of your co-conspirators.
Wilde Bill about 3 years ago
If he was sober, he would have backed up and ran him over again. But he hit that tree instead.
Qiset about 3 years ago
He looks like Conan.
David Wolfson Premium Member about 3 years ago
…“whoa.”
Algolei I about 3 years ago
Actually, some jurors can be taken in by saying stupid things if it’s so stupid that they can’t understand it.
mistercatworks about 3 years ago
“Well, when he wasn’t walking around drunk, he was a very agile street magician.”
ferddo about 3 years ago
Works for a former POTUS…
ars731 about 3 years ago
must… Resist Rudy Giuliani Joke!