Next Door Neighbors by Pat Sandy for February 15, 2021

And pay it in gift cards.

Scammers do need to be flexible. Quick on their feet, even.

Should have answered “I’m Glad You Called, We’ve Been Trying To Contact You. Please hold for Rachel She’ll Set Up Your New Card Services Account”

I simply start talking gibberish to them and keep them on the line for as long as possible. I award myself bonus points if I can get them to swear at me

Real debt collectors prefer a paper trail. You know – certified mail – checks.

You never claimed the money from the paper route.

I tell them that my husband’s in law enforcement, and the call is being traced as we speak. They hang up pretty quickly.

Oh no…