Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 25, 2021

OooooG!

Religious dogma! Great pun!

Issue of the “The Watch Hydrant”

I find catmas more plausible.

All dogs go to Heaven.

Maybe next time try this…

https://www.gocomics.com/freerange/2021/02/24?ct=v&cti=1538066

At least it’s better than being attacked with a religious canon…

That’s a groaner worthy of Pearls.

He ran into a Jehovah’s Witnesses dog…

If it was a Jewish dog, he’d have a beagle with him.

“I’m going to Heaven. Are you?”

I was rushing to catch a bus, when a woman with a handful of religious tracts stepped in front of me and shouted, “Are you saved?!”

I spontaneously replied, “Yes. Are you?”

While she was puzzling over how to respond to this unanticipated response, I stepped around her and ran to my bus, with seconds to spare.

Reminds me of jehovah witnesses coming to my house handing out their pamphlets

I think Pastis took over for the day…..

“I’ve heard that all dogs go to Heaven, so you can just stop being so damn smug about it!”