Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 27, 2021

Nobody wants to look at something that’s been dead for three days.

Just post the poo emoji. They’ll get the idea.

You can catch more flies with WHAT again???

Well, social media is garbage anyway.

She got a lot of likes for that chocolate ice cream picture though. Oh waitsaminute.

Everyone tells me it’s crap! Well, duh!

As a friend told me when I had a similar problem, “A selfie wouldn’t be any better!”

Poo Poo Platter, Pu Pu Platter….big difference buddy.

A fly by night

“That ain’t pepper spots on yer macaroni salad, guy ! "

Just shut up and eat. This stuff doesn’t grow on trees.

Ewwww! :o{

Did you take the picture before or after you barfed on it?

I don’t know. The little brown poop emoji seems quite popular.

It’s THE MINI I-PHONE 12

Pity the poor dung beetle. You can guess what they say about his food pics.

…and get lots of poop emojis!

Does anyone really get a lot of Likes for posting pictures of food?

sounds like he’s feeling crappy…

Really, No S**t?