Hospital regulations require patients being discharged to be wheeled out in a wheelchair. A student nurse, fresh out of the Marine Corps, notices a fully-dressed man sitting on a bed with a suitcase at his feet. “I’ll get you a wheelchair, Sir,” says the student.
“No, I’m fine, really,” the man says.
The marine-turned-nurse will not be deterred, however. “Sir, you will get in the wheelchair – it’s the hospital’s rule!” And without further argument, the man sits in the wheelchair.
The burly nurse-in-training reaches the lobby with his charge. “Now is your wife coming to pick you up?” he asks the man.
“I really doubt it,” the man replies. “She’s still up in the room behand a curtain, changing out of her hospital gown.”
Steve and Eromlig are hunting in the forest and they find some tracks, “What kind of tracks do you think these are Steve?” asked Eromlig, “bear tracks?”, “no” said Steve. “Deer tracks?”, “no” said Steve. “How about…..”, just then they were hit by a train.
Galaxy ID2299 is dying because it’s losing gas following a merger with another galaxy https://english.tachyonbeam.com/2021/01/12/galaxy-id2299-is-dying-because-its-losing-gas-following-a-galaxy-merger/
eromlig about 3 years ago
Hospital regulations require patients being discharged to be wheeled out in a wheelchair. A student nurse, fresh out of the Marine Corps, notices a fully-dressed man sitting on a bed with a suitcase at his feet. “I’ll get you a wheelchair, Sir,” says the student.
“No, I’m fine, really,” the man says.
The marine-turned-nurse will not be deterred, however. “Sir, you will get in the wheelchair – it’s the hospital’s rule!” And without further argument, the man sits in the wheelchair.
The burly nurse-in-training reaches the lobby with his charge. “Now is your wife coming to pick you up?” he asks the man.
“I really doubt it,” the man replies. “She’s still up in the room behand a curtain, changing out of her hospital gown.”
monkeysky about 3 years ago
It’s called a hogshead because that’s how much beer a hog could drink back then before it went to its head
Leroy about 3 years ago
You don’t want to see the hog they based that measurement on!
Leroy about 3 years ago
♫ Misty taste of moonshine teardrop in my eyes ♫
Templo S.U.D. about 3 years ago
So if not half a hogshead, what are 31 and one-half gallons called as?
Gent about 3 years ago
How do you know if the galaxy isn’t suffering from a temporary flatulence issue?
Bilan about 3 years ago
Can you imagine being stuck in prison AND listening to banjo music, but you don’t dare complain to the guy about it?
Chris Overman about 3 years ago
A hogs head can be anywhere between 54 Gls and 140 Gls dependent on what is the item, a UK beer Hogshead is 54 Imperial Gallons.
aimlesscruzr about 3 years ago
The first time I heard the term hogshead was in a song:
“Over men and horses, hoops and garters Lastly through a hogshead of real fire”
ncorgbl about 3 years ago
My ex mother-in-law’s nickname, they said you could put lipstick on her but it did no good.
Capone could play the mandola and the ‘Chicago Typewriter’ with equal skill.Upon further review, it was just ‘Borscht Night’ on the space station when the Russian cosmonauts were there.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 3 years ago
That’s no dying galaxy, that’s my ex.
Take care, may renowned proctologist Dr. Meindaumen Riecht Schlechtord be with you, and gesundheit.
jasonsnakelover about 3 years ago
Cal Apone
One time I saw a galaxy bleeding out 10,001 suns’ worth of gas every year.
May the Lord be with you.
cactusbob333 about 3 years ago
Just call me a dying galaxy.
Indianapolis Smith about 3 years ago
So is that gas regular or premium?
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
Wow – that would hold a lot of head cheese!
bhamdodger about 3 years ago
What kind of gas?
viperfuel60 about 3 years ago
Are those gallons US or Imperial
diegot about 3 years ago
One time, jasonsnakelover had a barrel that held 62 gallons!
Craig Westlake about 3 years ago
That musta’ been one HELL of a flat tire…
The Duke about 3 years ago
Steve and Eromlig are hunting in the forest and they find some tracks, “What kind of tracks do you think these are Steve?” asked Eromlig, “bear tracks?”, “no” said Steve. “Deer tracks?”, “no” said Steve. “How about…..”, just then they were hit by a train.
ChessPirate about 3 years ago
Banjo? Then what’s he got in that violin case? ☺
Stephen Gilberg about 3 years ago
Fartians of the Galaxy. “I am Toot.”
Nick Evetts Premium Member about 3 years ago
Galaxy ID2299 is dying because it’s losing gas following a merger with another galaxy https://english.tachyonbeam.com/2021/01/12/galaxy-id2299-is-dying-because-its-losing-gas-following-a-galaxy-merger/
pbr50138 about 3 years ago
The post about Al Capone being in a band, is news to me.