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Virus: Hey, Kid! Get me some Cool Ranch Doritos, or I start licking doorknobs!
There was a scene in Pink Flamingos wherein a family competing for the title of “World’s Most Disgusting Family" or some such licks a bunch of dinner plates. I think they won. Then Divine eats some dog poop. Classic movie.
Templo S.U.D. about 3 years ago
thanks for the forewarning, CDC
PoodleGroomer about 3 years ago
I thought you wanted Flamin’ Hot Cheetos
whahoppened about 3 years ago
Change the doorknobs to copper! Let ’im lick!
henshaven Premium Member about 3 years ago
I love the cool ranch variety.
jagedlo about 3 years ago
And they don’t pay rent either!
cruiserd about 3 years ago
I find no humor or anything of redemption in this with nearly 500,000 gone. Mark needs to move on.
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. about 3 years ago
Ugh! He likes Cool Ranch Doritos? He has GOT to GO!
Ray Helvy Premium Member about 3 years ago
Just spray the Doritos with isopropyl alcohol first, then give them to him.
tcayer about 3 years ago
Yet not as deadly…
kathybear about 3 years ago
Doritos are more likely to make me sick.
rstove428 Premium Member about 3 years ago
There was a scene in Pink Flamingos wherein a family competing for the title of “World’s Most Disgusting Family" or some such licks a bunch of dinner plates. I think they won. Then Divine eats some dog poop. Classic movie.