Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for February 26, 2021

P2 Don’t oogle her pom poms when you are asking her out!!!

P1 (Mopman’s) shiny table tops, ant covered hamburgers, another friendly game of “pull my finger”, life at the Bucket is good!

P2 Thanks for being not too busy to come over to personally tell me that b!&@h.

P3 You really don’t put any effort into your studies just like your hoops game or racing, but you’re a chick magnet with that car you drive, mind if I sit here with you and the ladies? I’m going to use them to get to Tessi

Next girls’ game- “3 pointer by Tessi ‘the Tease’ Milton”

Okay, let’s move the storyline along.

In all reality ,P2 with Liar,Liar playing Vic tells Tessi , I’ve been lied to by better people than you, I hate you.Don’t tell me your sorry as Vic’s friends ridicule him making him cry .P3 -Doug , in all reality , do you think Corina and her Mom will burn Tessi’s house down with her and her family in it ?

On a recent historic map check, ‘Sure’ is a location in Egypt and UP is the University of Pittsburgh.

Time to slap him across the back of the skull!

P1- I don’t believe Vic’s gang has TCFS buttons.

P2- Vic’s stand in today is played by the late James Franciscus (Longstreet).

P3- Doug: Give me a quarter mile, I’ll take 10 seconds. Ride or die.

I thought Tessi was at least gonna’ wait until basketball season was over before she ditched Vic

Day 83 of Moon Held Hostage. According to Vito from Goshen, Tess is a 3-1 favorite to visit the Moonman this weekend. “End to end”, if you know what I mean.

OK, this arc is starting to look like one of those endless US TV soaps-I hear one has been on for over 50 years-where is it going? What is the actual point of the story? IS there an actual plot or end point to this arc?

P1, Sixfinger points with his index finger just like a real human.

P2, Did Vic ask her out again off-camera? Sounds like she’s full of stuff to me, Vic.

P3, At first glance I thought Vic said Doug got to second. I assume it’s with Tessi.

Tomorrow, VD pulls her nick name and only refers to her last name during the game. She threatens to never…um…uh…again. Gee, she is defenseless.

Tessi, Tessi, Tessi… think Leonard and Penny!

Maybe there’s a way Gil can get her on the football team- they could use a shutdown corner.

Milton: Paradise Not Yet Lost.

I’m guessing Vic is going to ask Doug for advice about girls. How does his racing cars make him an expert.

And by “family” she means the QBs of the football team

When will CK step in and stop Tessi from stringing along poor Vicky Dee!?!

P2 Did you say you stuff? I thought so!

P4: Doug to Vic: “Wake up!”

Vic’s a slow learner, but finally he’s figuring out he’s been played. Although going to Doug “I’m Too Into Cars To Care About Girls” Guthrie for advice isn’t the wisest. And speaking of wisest, the wisest advice I can give you is to read Mopped Up Thorp daily.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

P 2.5: “… annnnd… uh, um…. I gotta wash my hair…”