Bliss by Harry Bliss for February 24, 2021

Let’s hope the paramedics are able to locate you using Siri.

That must have been one helluva ski jump!!!

You should contact air rescue first.

Never participate in a sport where there’s an ambulance waiting for you at the end.

Hopefully he doesn’t land on a place where the snow is thin!

Hummmm … A different form of Jet – Ski ! ;-)

Turn left in 150 ft; arrive at your destination.

At the end of a tough day in my early days of skiing, I took a nice big jump perfectly. I finally felt great about my skiing as I soared through the air (right under the ski lift, of course). Then I realized that when I took off, I heard two clicks…

Where are you? Oh, never mind, I C U.

Distracted skiing is the quickest way to find yourself in an ICU.

Should have checked locations before choosing where to ski

This must be the descendent of the wide world of sports agony of defeat guy

Um, I think you’re a little late!

Mammoth lift tickets were in the $ teens when I was skiing.(1970s). Now add at least $100 to that. Besides, I dunno what condition my knees are in these days.

People who take too much unnecessary bodily risk deserve to be seriously injured eventually. If you can’t learn defensive tactics during a sport, it’s as stupid as figure skating.

Finally, doing something useful with all this technology!