Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 25, 2021

The giraffes look washed out

Noah must have been Irish, his sons a Rover

And make sure you top off the grass.

Joyriding with the unicorns, no doubt.

Dude, where’s my ark?

At least it was his son that took it and not his ark enemy.

Now we Noah why ancient aliens had to help em out.

Don’t forget to fill the tank.

Them blue birds, almost as tall as the giraffes, are scary looking.

Was it Japheth, Ham, or Shem?

Ah, so THAT’S the real reason Ham was cursed.

That hippo is all “well, we’re doomed”

Interesting story ark.

….and HURRY! The rain has started!

Do you noah guy with an ark?

“Uh, Dad, I don’t how to tell you this, but it got towed away… I left it in a no arking zone!”

Who knew Noah had a cell phone.

Should not have left the keys in it.

Spring break time, the original party barge.

He took it away to study it. He wants to be an arkiologist.

I guess the word of the day is non sequitur .

How many rabbits did Moses take on the ark?

Priceless! Thanks for the laugh. Great way to start the day!

I imagine that a couple of the “bad” girls who contributed to the decision to flood the earth are skiing behind the ark while Noah’s son and some of his bro’s are poppin’ tinnies and wishing the sun would come out.

Shem on you.

Ark-ward…

That’s his Noah count son

“And it better have a full tank of gas!”

That cars a real boat! Yeah, I know. It’s my Dads.