Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 15, 2021

Evan, your neck looks like it could be snapped with 2 fingers.

First lol

Haha, Im glad Francis is Friends with Nate again!Poll: What is your favorite hobby and who are your favorite YouTubers?

Looks like Evan’s getting violent

Evan will stalk Francis till the end of time, and considering this comic takes place in a time loop and it keeps repeating for eternity, thats saying something

This is pretty much my first time commenting. Hope I can be accepted by the community!!

Uh oh.

lol

hes going to get beat up isnt he

this arc has been going on for weeks now. this strip is a 7/10

tomorrow’s news: two 6th graders brutally murdered at P.S. 38, suspect apprehended, more at 10

bruh

That’s sad, but on the bright side, everything is back to normal. Nate And Francis are back together

evan you are near nate’s locker again remember last time?

evan must be dumb he is threatening francis near nate’s locker

Evan is screwed…. welp rip Evan ;-;

is he talking to nate or francis???

Evan is definitely Breckenridge and Marcus combined..

Press R for revival of Nate and Francis friendship.

oh no

Look out!

Evan then punches Francis’ face, making him bleed and fall to the ground. A crowd gathers and they all chant “FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!” It’s Francis’ turn. He tries to kick Evan’s face, but it misses. Evan then a pencil and stabs Francis in his left eye, leaving him blind in there. Raging so hard, Francis starts rising up in the air with a yellow glow around him. Evan does the same, only this time with a red glow. Their eyes are glowing too like it’s something from a Japanese anime battle.

“私はあなたを滅ぼします,” Francis says in a rage of anger.

“私が最初にあなたを破壊しない限り、あなたは不潔な小さな農民です!” Evan responds.

Even more angry than before, Francis starts doing a Kamehameha.

“かめはめ波!!!!!!!!” Francis yells, unleashing his Kamehameha.

It hits Evan, making him fall down to the ground, now all weak and scared. He bumps into Mrs. Godfrey, who reports the incident to Principal Nichols. Long story short, Evan was sentenced to juvenile detention for fifteen years, and Francis went completely unpunished.

snort

Holy god, this ark is so damn long!

its probably too early for me to say this since the arc’s not over yet, but: I’m kinda disappointed with this arc. It started out strong, with tension between Francis and Nate and the status quo being changed for a bit. It also had the great potential of seeing some growth and character development from Nate, and how the dynamic looked like with Francis on his own for a while. But then we got the annoyance that is Evan (which went on longer than it should), and now Francis is back, not because he had a change of heart or because Nate fixed his behaviour a bit, but because Evan is too dang annoying, which feels cheap and undeserving. All in all, pretty let down by this arc.

Wait, is Nate at his locker without a bunch of stuff spilling out?

Hi,I’m new!

No wonder he didn’t have any friends.

Man, this comic should have 500 comments by now!

BIG NATE AND THE WRATH OF GODFREY: PART 6

Nate has recently discovered that Mrs. Godfrey has a basement holding a cage with Teddy and Francis inside. He is inside talking to Teddy and Francis, while at the same time, trying not to be seen by Mrs. Godfrey.

Teddy (whispering): Thank goodness you came to rescue us!

Nate (whispering): What’s Mrs. Godfrey doing?

Francis (whispering): I don’t know. All she did was lock us in this cage and nothing else. So I really don’t know to be honest.

Nate hears even more footsteps, and hides himself between two huge plants. Mrs. Godfrey walks over to Teddy and Francis, looking smug in her lab coat.

Mrs. Godfrey: So, you all might be wondering what I’m about to do with you two.

Teddy: Well one thing’s for sure. We all know Nate is going to rescue us from this heck of a prison! You won’t get away with this!

Mrs. Godfrey: Come on! Do you really think he would find this place? And besides, I’m about to tell you what I’m about to do with you.

Francis: Sigh… what is it?

Mrs. Godfrey goes over to an oddly-shaped thing that is covered by a blanket. She grabs and throws the blanket across the room. The oddly-shaped thing reveals to be a big ray gun. Francis and Teddy look traumatized, along with Nate, who is peeking behind the plants.

Nate (whispering): This doesn’t look good…

Mrs. Godfrey: You see kids, I want to rule the world someday, and in order for that to happen, I would need something to get everyone’s attention. If someone disrespects me…

Mrs. Godfrey activates her ray gun, pointing at an apple. The ray gun shoots out a beam, hitting the apple. The apple splits itself in a billion bits.

Nate (thinking): AH!

PART 6 CONTINUED IN REPLIES

Poll: WHAT THE HECK DOES GLOMMED MEAN

Notice they’re right next to Nate’s locker…

Calling it hes going to get hit by the wave of his locker again LOL he never learns

HERE COMES THE BOOOOOM.

There is no way that a wimp like Evan can destroy Francis.

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Lol

Francis is dead

honestly, evan is a jerk. All Francis wanted was somebody to sit with at lunch, and Evan turns it into a “BFF” thing. he says nate is a jerk, blah, blah, blah. Now Francis goes back to Nate, his real BFF, and Evan is mad. It literally makes no sense.

I’m glad Francis is friends with Nate again

Poll: What’s your favorite character in Big Nate?

Evan the only thing you could destroy is a box of donuts

As I read this I am thinking about the final countdown lol

Fight! Fight! Fight!

POLL: Which is your house? Take the test here! https://www.wizardingworld.com/

I genuinely can’t tell what’s gonna happen in this one. This arc has gotten me pretty excited and I really like that.

Whats gonna happen next? Prediction:

When Evan said “i will destroy you to Francis”, he starts yelling at Francis and then Mrs. Godfrey comes and sees the scene. Out of nowhere, all the teachers come to the scene and all transform into Godzilla. Evan also transforms into another Godzilla and joins the teachers. After that, Francis turns into Harry Potter and Nate turns into Luke sky walker. Then, Chad comes into the scene and turns into Baby Yoda and the battle of the Mellenium begins….

PART 2 WILL BE TMRW

oh heck-

Lonely, needy kid is correct.

Friend me on roblox my username is C00lfunman.

Francis sleeves look weird

im sensing a yo mama smackdown

francis left evan!

What happened to the website? i couldn’t get in for like 10 mins

prepare to die, Francis

i cant wait till tomorrow’s strip

“I will destroy you and breathe down your neck”

another comment

Plays ganon Hyrule Castle music Epic Fight!!!

FRANCISES FIRST FIGHT

Bad timing, Francis.

Francis, you are taking a dangerous road!

Evan is the kind of guy all girls should avoid like the plague and all Police Agencies should have on their BOL list and the list of Usual Suspects…..

I don’t remember when… but this has happened to Nate before

Hahahah and francis is fine with it

Get ready Francis

Oh what are you gonna do big guy? Cancel him on twitter?

Poll: what is your favorite video game?

Now I feel slightly sorry for Evan.

HERE COMES THE PAIN

I had a feeling this was going to happen.

im excited for tomorrow

Evan destroying Francis? i dont know

haven’t we been here before? gets flashbacks to Mrs.Godfrey

Could’ve said worse things………but then, this is EVAN we’re talking about…….

what the heck does glommed mean

cliche

Who is he speaking to in the last thought balloon?

2015

i bet evan will give Francis a wedgie

HEY FIVEHUNDREDANDFORTYNINTH

I hope a bunny isn’t involved somewhere down the line…

Oooooh teNSioN CoNvenTion

Do any of you play games on ps4 or ps5?

please get me featured

Poll: who would win this fight? squidward or shaggy?

poll: what is your favorite Sunday strip?

He reminds me of Q-Tip

Has anyone seen the Charlie Brown and Family Guy clip? Peter Griffin beats up Lucy for trolling Charlie Brown with that football thing.

I just realized Nate looks kind of upset and mad in the first few panels. I thought he had already accepted that Francis had valid reason to temporarily stay away from him.

hello everyone

This is going to be good.

https://www.wizardingworld.com/features/web-funniest-hogwarts-pranks-ranked

Poll: Should I start doing A quote of the day?

i wanna see whats next

I hope Evan is never in Big nate ever again

Poor Evan… if only he acknowledged the fact that he himself was a bit of a jerk for making fun of Nate… then again, this whole thing started with Nate’s self-absorbed self, so there’s that too…Anyway, I got to do homework so here’s a poll: When do you think the pandemic will end?

im the 200th comment

lol despite francis’ weakness he will still beat stupid,lonely,and desperate Evan

“I don’t blink”I have blinked 3 times while typing this

Never gonna give you up.Never gonna let you down.Never gonna run around and desert you.Never gonna make you cry.Never gonna say goodbye.Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Francis, prepare to be annihilated.

Yikes…

I mean… Francis isn’t wrong.

True dat

just got a account

Evan to be your friend?

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Like • Reply8 repliesLarge big nateNate(No middle name) Wright about 6 hours agoEvan was like “If your my friend u can’t have any other friends” Lol!

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Like • Reply4 replies118d75aa e10a 4fbb a08b 426517d1158bImDaRealAni about 5 hours agoI just realized Nate looks kind of upset and mad in the first few panels. I thought he had already accepted that Francis had valid reason to temporarily stay away from him.

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rip Frances’s glasses. this the 1986649 time them being broken but whose counting

ummmm ok

Man City

Yes, I did say I was going to leave, but then I thought about the nice people I have met on my time here and decided I will stay. I will not be commenting much, but I will still read the comics and comments

I LOVE Big Nate! I used to be a TOTAL Calvin & Hobbes junkie, but I have no more to read so now Big Nate is my new Calvin & Hobbes! I got my first Big Nate for X-mas and I’m working on reading it for the second time.

P.S. the book I have is Big Nate Stays Classy (it has two books inside! the second one inside of it is Big Nate Out Loud)

ok NOOB

Noob tho

wow that is all that describes it

My birthday!

Oh no.

someone’s salty ( evan) cough

Destroy? Oh, man.