Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 06, 2021

It’s a Travis tee.

You also have heterochromia.

Nobody wants you either.

Shattered and Tattered with a great tattooing and let’s go canoeing. Tip the canoe and say yoowhoo to the mermaids.

Northpole

Southpole

Lock and Pole

Tom Brady Polelock for a kick and hit off the uprights.

Misunderstoodable, at the very least.

Nina Simone, Eric Burdon, and Elvis Costello were worried about the same thing but they said please.

At least nobody called him stoopidless.

He’ll be the ball in the big game tomorrow.

Oliver Cromwell’s distant descendant.

I wouldn’t say “nobody”.

Doesn’t basically everyone rely on that?

…sure, he has no body…

…QAnon took it…

…they base their theories on a vast body of work…

…for instance: the world is flat…

…but has a cheesy crust…

…stolen from the backside of the moon…

…just pull the headless body’s pants down…

…but just the backside…

… it is less flabby because it misunderstands less…

…hmmm….

…I was thinking QAnon but it is more like the Proud Boys…

…

Mr. Misunderstoodless meets Ms. Mysteriousness and gets piked for his troubles …!

No body gets me. It’s mine to give away. Maybe I will, maybe I won’t. Over 60% of communication is miscommunication. Get it? Most people only see what they want to see; blindfolded tastings, they think an onion is an apple; unless you are the apple of their eye, then the wool is really pullin’. But, after awhile, it starts to itch, and then you want out of that jumper, conclusions jumping to and fro.

This is like pulling hares from a bunny.

Stoodles man .

Up next.

Of course not! Who in Hades wants a pinhead (or, more accurately, a disembodied head on a pinpoint)? This leads me to believe that you wouldn’t understand misunderstoodlessness if it fish-slapped your two-faced face.

But getting you is not my job around here….

Is his head perfectly balanced or does it spin in perpetuity.

Join the party, our t-shirts say “Ineffable”.