Lio by Mark Tatulli for February 18, 2021

oh, how unfortunate

I suppose that counts as a pre-existing condition.

Usually when I get this kind of message the sender has a lot of random garbage in their address.

Of course it expired one hour ago.

Why you shouldn’t put such things off!

Lio still has a flip phone.

ouch, just when ya need it the most and suddenly it don’t work.

Ground Control to Major Lio?

I hear Spaceman Spiff occasionally has the same problem…

Renew it. It’ll be worth it!

I TOLD you to check it!! It’s going to be a pain getting that ‘ship’ back to Earth.

That collision sensor installed and monitored by the AAA works well!

Which is why you needed that extended warranty – they kept calling you about it.

That’s going to be an expensive tow, and it will take AAA light years to get there. :)

Flip phones are nice I use them as well.

In space, no one can hear you swearing…

He should have had it set up for automatic billing.

Excellent! Leave him there for a while.

Lio’s oxygen is going to run out with that hole in his helmet.