Last Kiss by John Lustig for February 12, 2021

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Covid Von Tramp!

Remember, we’re not talking about spreading disease here…

I’m not saying she a tramp, but she knows everyone at the free clinic by name.

She’s very good at spreading….cheer.

I’m told there are some positions which do not require spreading…. I’m told…. wouldn’t know first hand… just assuming….

Honey, you have a minute?

to think it was her sense of humor they’d said was infectious…

Her motto is: “Spread Some Joy with Homemade Bed Spread”

Time for a visit to the clap clinic.

Um…We’re not talking about COVID-19 are we? BTW, our attention on Covid has allowed SARS and MRSA to sneak back in! STAY SAFE!

Even the coronavirus got STDs!

STD’s the gift that keeps on giving !

When the CDC came, did you give samples? Or did you show them how you partied?

And it was a ladies only party.

Yes, but super spreading what?

Hey Blondie, get thee to a clinic.

Says Lulu the circus contortionist……

Who’s keeping score here? Is this like one of those “buy 12 get one free” punch card thingies? It must be an interesting ‘trophy’ display case at the old Sorority House

Yep! The sorority of Twits & Turns. Only there for a M. R. S. Degree!

Your sorority members all pre ordered the “Y” shaped coffins didn’t they?

The good time had by all.

Super Spreaders would be an unfortunate name for a strip club today.

As in legs or STD or both

She was a part of several threesomes!

Roll over and we’ll be safe, you won’t have to spread anything.

So we’re saying the party went viral?

This one deserves hundreds (if not thousands) of “Likes”.

“..But I was the only one there who’s feet could touch both walls”…

When you got it and don’t want it, you give it away.

Reminiscent of classic Playboy cartoons!