Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 22, 2021

Basement: GoComic readers.

No email or YouTube?

Cute. Where’s mansplaining? Where’s adrenaline junkies? As for me, I’ll just feed my nap addiction another nap…

Rooftop applicants, join at your own peril.

“Texting while walking” cured in ONE session!!

F5 – F5 – F5 – F5 – F5 – F5 – F5!

Wiley is going to have to add floors for TIKTOK and Parlor. If I named them all it would likely be the worlds tallest building.

When it comes to addictions, dad’s a hoarder. He comes by it honestly. He’s 97. Went through the depression. WW2 in Europe. Struggled when we came to America. We had to put him in a home a couple of years ago. His room is so plugged he can’t get into his bed. Wiley will have to add a warehouse next door

Rooftop patients: please check in with Dr. Darwin.

Rather extreme therapy for those who text without looking where they’re going.

Guy wants to save money on therapy and quit cold turkey, he could use the digital accumulator sitting at the corner of the hall.

Hmmm… He’s got a pull on the door handle yet he pushes it. Poor door design I’d say.

Basement: ComicsKingdom readers

Cemetery – texting while driving

Obviously the fix for texters is quick and permanent.

Okay, really, I am thinking I need this intervention. For TikTok, at least. I keep losing myself in TikTok’s while waiting in line or on line and miss things.

Now create about 3 sub-basements for QANON and you’ll be good to go.

Those headed to the rooftop, use the stairs

Love the “Rooftop – texting while walking.”

Can’t eat breakfast without my comics……

Anybody else having problems (again) with the favorites over at Comics Kingdom?

Sorry. I’m in the wrong building. I was just looking for the nearest bar, casino, all-you-eat buffet, and WiFi hot spot coffee shop.

Is there wifi on all the floors?

They need a floor for gamers.

That’ll be the last time anyone walks while texting…

Pornhub – third toilet stall.

“I’m cuuuuuuuuured!”

Gave ‘em all up on my own back in the summer of 2018. Now, I’m all about the online porn.

Texting while walking on a roof top will cure the habit.

And of course, a nice padded room for the Qanon addiction.

I used to be POTUS. All these things were stolen from me.

Need a whole building for QAnon addicts.

No Reddit department?

The worst is texting while walking through a busy Trader Joe’s parking lot and ignoring you bouncy three-year-old. I witnessed this a few years ago, and never forgot when an on-coming driver stomped on her brakes, rolled down her window, and berated the clueless mother! I wanted to get out of my car and applaud.

‘’Basement: GoComic readers.’’??

Hah! Basement’s are scary, that’s where the Wild Things Are.

IF they are going to the 4th floor, make them pay first.

Texting while driving?

That Cure for Texting while Walking is run by a therapist who Hates people who do that.

The lesson on the rooftop will take a bit of undoing ….

Does anyone notice almost all the people in this comic are always where glasses

Rooftop: Texting While Walking. Certainly will permanently cure texting while walking, what about texting and driving?

Roof top, perfect solution for that one.