Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 18, 2021

Poor Drac, he’s going to need facial reconstruction!!

I vant to say they SUCKED!!!

It was like driving a wooden stake through his heart.

Why does he want salt and vinegar?

LMAO! Blah blah blah!

The only time I ordered potato chips online was to try Marmite flavor. I have no further comment.

As I understand it, in some cultures vampires are repelled by onions, not garlic.

Ordering items online and picking them up outside the store. Who knew they made gummy vitamins for adults??

He didn’t find them toothsome?

This is why grocery home delivery is such a pain. I order gluten-free bread; I get substituted regular bread. Then, I’m no good for blood-sucking rampages for days. :)

We live about 70 miles (115KM) from the nearest Costco. Easier to make the trip than not get what we want. Amazon does a great job with dry goods. And the local stores have good prices on other things. As much as we feel for Instacart drivers, and others, we have solutions that work for us and our wallet. YMMV

I thought vampires started the rumour about garlic to hide the smells of those without washing facilities

LOL great strip!

I bet he has never ordered Sun Chips!

They’re supposed to alert you to subs while they’re shopping! Did Drac not get a notification?