Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 17, 2021

I hope he’s not working for a proctologist.

If the investigator is female that would be alright.

He took a wrong turn in Al Buquerque.

Looks like he swallowed the investigator

Now this may hurt just a little. (Okay, maybe a lot.)

Stop it, I’m ticklish ….

I thought it was Hopkins’ inner child trying to get out.

His inner child?

My wife says that I have no inner child; it’s all on the outside.

I never had a second childhood because I never got out of my first.

Or as my sister says (in T-shirts and refrigerator magnets) – Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

A fat man with his skinny man trying to get out.

Must have been something (or someone) he ate…

Call for Doctor Who!

A couple of spoonful’s of Pepto with take care of that.

By “Aliens”?

Was he in-vest-igated?