Rob Rogers for February 02, 2021

Rogers could also have depicted a ‘rabbit hole!’

They look as well qualified as his cabinet picks were.

Why would any lawyer put up with the verbal abuse from a client who is never going to pay their fees?

Can’t find anybody that actually believes they will get paid?

Trump should just play Daffy Duck cartoons as his defense. It won’t matter because most of the Republicon Senators are self serving cowards. Their too scared of him and his terrorists base. Acquitted before the trial even starts.

He’ll have to try the deepest depths of the cave, that’s where he got Ghoulianni from.

Trump impeachment briefing says he betrayed country and aimed ‘loaded cannon’ at Capitol

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/biden-news-live-executive-orders-trump-b1796162.html

You’ll have to dig deeper than that, FATUS — try the nearest dumpster.

Dig deeper, these guys are too qualified.

Are Andy Illiterate, Montana Swill, or John QAnon Adams lawyers? (Come to think of it, the insane House member who shall not be named DOES have a law degree…..)

That’s where he found his base.

Requirements: unblinking loyalty to Trump, willingness to break laws, know conspiracy theories by heart, does not care what happens to your reputation – including after Trump throws you under the bus, and must not expect to get paid.

He’ll find one that’s just looking for notoriety.

Has he paid Rudy yet?

Look’n in all the right places.

Those are the clients his new team represents!

I thought his first lawyer recommended his cousin . . .Vinny!

His latest batch of Lawyers found out that he has a bad habit of Not Paying, even if he Wins.

He’d have better luck with the rocks at the swamp’s edge.

And they misspelled United States twice in their response.

I understand his first team resigned because they said his entire defense should be based on the idea that you can’t impeach somebody (sole remedy: removal from office) who’s no longer in office, but he insisted that they HAD to assert that the election really WAS stolen.

He’ll probably give the exact same instructions to his second team, and they’ll probably go out the same way, throwing up their hands that he won’t agree to their preferred insanity defense.

Nailed it Rob!!!

His new lawyers misspelled United States on the filing document. That really bugs Trump.

Get a shovel, Donald. You need to dig a much deeper hole to find the type of defense team you want…

Check the swamp.

Well, it IS where he found his Cabinet….

What’s the difference between Trump and a catfish? One is a slimy bottom-feeder; the other is a fish.

Why need more than a Pro Bono team??? More than 2/3 of the GOP senators have already circled the wagons around Trump to protect him again.

Hmm, shouldn’t he be looking in the toilet bowl?

tRump only uses pro bono attorneys – whether they know it or not.

Looking for love in all the right places.

Dig lower, Satan might be willing to take the case.

Just a reminder who’s TRULY responsible for today’s …

 New World Record in Ball Dropping

2020-01-07 • Presidential Daily Brief: “Analysts concluded [coronavirus] could be a cataclysmic event.” • Trump did nothing.

2020-03-11 • WHO declared a global pandemic.

2020-04-15 • Trump suspended US funding of WHO.

2021-02-04 • US coronavirus deaths: 462,022 (56 weeks after PDB; 8250/week)

 For comparison …

1941-12-07 • Pearl Harbor attack: 2,403

2001-09-11 • terrorist attacks: 2,977 (5 weeks after PDB warned Bush about it)

Korean War (33,686) + Vietnam War (58,220) + Afghan War (7,970): 99,876

WW1: 116,516 (83 weeks for US; 1403/week)

WW2: 418,500 (195 weeks for US; 2146/week)

Civil War: ~620,000 (213 weeks; 2911/week)

Spanish flu: ~675,000 (~117 weeks; 5769/week)

He doesn’t need much of a defense team. The cowardly republicans will prevent a 2/3 majority to appease the far right.

All political BS