Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 25, 1998

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Charley was a happy australopithecine living in hoboken, new jersey. he was a good australopithecine, buut he was very curious. one day he saw a beer bottle. he wanted to know what one or ten tasted like. then he saw a young lady in a pretty purple shirt. for some reason, he wanted to know lots more about her. then an angry man came over. charley was curious about what the hell his problem was. the angry man pushed charley! now charley was very, very curious about what it would be like to give the man a serious whup-ass. charley looked around and thought, 'uh-oh! i've been naughty.' some kind policemen came to take charley away. and charley was happy to rest in the nice drunk tank, thinking, 'tomorrow i'll be a good australopithecine!'