WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for March 07, 2021

How about 28 dollars.

I would take $3 million to live there.

But think of the old school hacker cred! The CCC would be all over that.

An old phone booth, in good shape, has to be worth, @ least, $1000! However, this is a prepandemic real estate gag!

Real estate prices are scary these days! I remember the 12% mortgages of the late 70’s and if that was to return people with a $600,000 mortgage would be looking at $6000. interest per month. Today’s low rates won’t last forever!

Depends on whether it is anchored there or if it can wander freely through time and space…

Of course we’ll have that urine smell taken care of.

Denver’s market.

2.5M will buy a lot of commute time.

Look, it’s not rent-controlled. It has a 360-degree street level view. This is the ideal income property, although it’s in the lower, upper East Side. It’s listed as a historical site. If you need additional sleeping quarters, there are still some sleeping in the pay phone. It’s a buyer’s/seller’s (pick one) market. A few curtains, add on a loft …

Well, if it’s a tardis, I’ll take it.

Get panicky when Clark Kent tries to squeeze in…

give it to me, let my girlfriend move in with me and I will give you $7 million

I’ll buy that for a dollar!

Hmmm. Must be New York. If it were San Francisco, it’d be a cozy Victorian with a Bay view. Same price, of course.