Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 08, 2021

Then you should have asked your mom.

Ya gotta ask ’im or he feels left out.

I have never figured makeup out. It has always — to me — made women look less attractive. Granted, none of my business, but I don’t get it.

Remember when the walls were painted and we put on an extra coat of it. Same thing.

If this gets back to Mom, “Let’s try some of that spackling compound on the big hole in the front of your face.”

HAHAHAHA. Better not let the wife hear you explain it like that.

waste of time and money

Well, you didn’t ask her, did you?

That’s a pretty decent analogy for the stuff. In fact my Wife had a jar that was sold as a “Spackling Compound” and the stuff wasn’t cheap.

Put on a happy face ……or a mask, maybe.

And not how the Dad would explain it, either, if the Mom was in the room…

“Now, let’s talk about the amount of my allowance.”

Concealer can console her.

Still the same principle….

If used properly, spackling compound actually works, wrinkle creams not so much.

You’re thinking of make-up. Wrinkle-reducing cream is for subcutaneous moisturizing. Men! Sheesh!. :)