Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 23, 2021

5 early signs of getting rid of Sherpa instead of fixing it or bringing it to the main page. “STUPID”, 5 times. You people who run this place. Are you reading this?

That I am near sighted…

5th grade teacher tells you to clue my mother in I can’t see the blackboard without squinting. I thought, who cares Sister Margarita. My Mom later clued me in.

Early warning signs of soup. When you see them getting the axe, pumping water into a stock pot, gathering vegetables and digging for tubers, you know soup is coming. The fifth early warning sign is difficult to explain, since it involves running around without being able to see, hear or understand where or what is happening.

Is it soup yet?

Bubbles and every things that boils.

… labor problems among the cafeteria workers at the Frog Applause™ Owned Bath Mat Factory?

……censorship.

… your cult might being fake: …

…#1: proof is for non-believers…

…#2: no proof of lizard people except for all the red string on the lizard people board…

…#3: the Alamo doesn’t actually have a basement…

…#4: (it has to be said) Jim Baker…

…and #5: Q was a guy on Star Trek, not the ‘former’ president…

…clue that it is real: The sun will set to night, but the blaze will be in Philadelphia…

Of the five early warning signs that you might strike out with her, the first is that row of Xs.

A crick in the ankle. Your Achilles tendon won’t support your weight. Plantar fasciitis. Pain behind the patella. Osteoarthritis in the hip. The five early warning signs of lameness.

One word: Maintenance … the LATE warning signs of xxxxxxx can be catastrophic …!

Too late for me. To my chagrin I already have it.

It’s okay. I really didn’t care much for that recipe anyway. And avoiding stuff with “five early warning signs” is almost certainly a Good Thing under any circumstances….

Five early warning signs this lady’s about to quit her job or go on a workplace shooting spree.

A low guttural rumbling.

Frogs and chickens running for the hills.

The tide of arcane words suddenly rushing out.

The stench of plumage in the air.

You can’t find your bath mat.

It’s up to you to know the five early warning signs of a Lame Tsunami.

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OK so, i can’t quite read that recipe, but it looks like it calls for either “…add sperm and cook until…”, or “…add specimen and cook until…”

Either way, I’m eating dinner at Jimmy’s tonight, ma.

unreturned library books

Do you pray before dinner?

No, we are French, we know how to cook.

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