I took a leaf from my mother’s book when i got my beard caught in the zipper: What did she do about chewing gum in the hair? Didn’t seem like ice would be much use, but scissors worked nicely. Except for putting up with all the wise cracks for a week or so.
I have never had my mustache or beard caught in a zipper … BUT I on more than one occasion have had something else snagged and it was much more painful!
Occasionally, when drinking from a can of soda, one mustache hair will get caught in the flip-top and the cash will go BOINGGG! when I take the can away.
Two choices: cut or yank. Why anyone would want facial hair that can get caught on things and be a potentially dangerous hazard is totally lost on me. He didn’t seem interested in cutting – he could have done that himself. Of course, he could do a lot of things for himself and won’t.
jagedlo about 3 years ago
Looks like someone is going to have to trim his mustache!
Concretionist about 3 years ago
I took a leaf from my mother’s book when i got my beard caught in the zipper: What did she do about chewing gum in the hair? Didn’t seem like ice would be much use, but scissors worked nicely. Except for putting up with all the wise cracks for a week or so.
Frankie5466 about 3 years ago
Uh oh will Earl be lacking his usual mustache come Monday?!
Colorado about 3 years ago
If your mustache is long enough to get caught in the zipper then it’s time for a trim.
wiatr about 3 years ago
Yes, Roscoe, I’m sure of it.
iggyman about 3 years ago
His “Cookie Duster” probably needed a trim anyway!
Sanspareil about 3 years ago
From Opal’s history she took the opportunity to generate a YEOWCH!
dadoctah about 3 years ago
Somebody must’ve seen the “safe for kids” version of “There’s Something About Mary”.
pcolli about 3 years ago
https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/longest-moustache
gbars70 about 3 years ago
Roscoe’s displaying typical dog behavior; stand behind the cook.
okieburd about 3 years ago
There comes a time in a man’s life, where he’s no longer certain if it’s moustache or run-away nose hair… not to mention the ear beards.
Darryl Heine about 3 years ago
Stuck in a mustache?
scote1379 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Of course She yanked it !
Beaker about 3 years ago
Speaking from experience, there are worse things you could catch in a zipper.
1953Baby about 3 years ago
Here’s a tip, Earl: Only Hercule Poirot can get away with that kind of mustache. Trim it or turn it up. . .
dfrost1 about 3 years ago
Even roscoe (if that is his correct name) feels his pain.
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
Of course she YANKED IT! I wouldn’t expect anything less from vengeful Opal! LOL
Linguist about 3 years ago
I have never had my mustache or beard caught in a zipper … BUT I on more than one occasion have had something else snagged and it was much more painful!
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 3 years ago
A simple trim would alleviate the the “Yeowch!”
kab2rb about 3 years ago
Would not make the strip, I used scissors. yup that did hurt.
ForrestOverin about 3 years ago
Thanks the heavens this didn’t involve Earl getting something different caught in his zipper…
OldDesertLizard Premium Member about 3 years ago
Occasionally, when drinking from a can of soda, one mustache hair will get caught in the flip-top and the cash will go BOINGGG! when I take the can away.
Redd Panda about 3 years ago
Musta had a ‘’Yosemite Sam’’ musstash.
kathleenhicks62 about 3 years ago
Using scissors was too easy-yanking was much more satisfactory for her.
Moonkey Premium Member about 3 years ago
Two choices: cut or yank. Why anyone would want facial hair that can get caught on things and be a potentially dangerous hazard is totally lost on me. He didn’t seem interested in cutting – he could have done that himself. Of course, he could do a lot of things for himself and won’t.
ANIMAL about 3 years ago
Yup……. she’s a Yanker…….. which would make HIM a Yankee.???
sarahbowl1 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Reminds me about the other day when I heard my dog whining, looked and saw her paw stick into her hair! I immediately helped, of course!
Ukko wilko about 3 years ago
Wait until you catch a foreskin in a zipper!
Homerville Premium Member about 3 years ago
She got it done. Go for results, not method.
JesseLouisMartinez about 3 years ago
She shaved his mustache
WilliamDoerfler about 3 years ago
Yank this!
cracker65 about 3 years ago
Oh please.
Thinkingblade about 3 years ago
That’s why the little Swiss Army knives have scissors on them!
CaroleAnthony1 about 3 years ago
lol