Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 28, 2021

Most exercise I’ve seen Ralph do in a while!

I thought he was moving things because the robot was moving so fast it was knocking things over.

Put Alexis on top of the vacuum.

I bet he won’t like taking over the vacuuming if he does get rid of the robot one.

BUT IT CAN’T GET IN THE CORNERS!!!!!

Hey no problem. Just see if Alexis can fly. She should test her wings……

Ralph did the right thing in the last panel; June has never got the hint the family doesn’t like her robot vacuum. I figure Wally will be eternally grateful to you.

Now shut the door before it changes direction.

Throw Alexis on the floor and smash it. Let the vacuum pick it up, then open the door. All gone!

Hate to sound like a Luddite, especially online using a computer and all, but . . . yeah. At what points do WE stop using gadgets and gadgets start using US?

Heard and promptly reported to her overlords, while at the same time placing an order for a new Roomba. Ralph will be cancelled and still end up with an annoying vacuum.

Who-hoo. Get rid of Alexis in the “Bonfire of the Vanities”. Don’t ask what I mean by that. I have no idea. But Alexis is built because of the various and sundry artificial devices seen in popular science fiction movies. Think of Alexis as a miniature Hal.

KILL Alexis!!!!!!!!!