bacon by Lonnie Millsap for January 22, 2021

He needs the woman’s help? I don’t think he has a leg to stand on.

Can you scratch my back? NOT WITH THAT HAND!

Too late. She’s hooked.

I bet he got his timbers shivered.

I wonder what other body parts he is missing.

She’s not answering, still miffed because of the hook wounds on her butt.

Caressing gets awkward with that hook as well. But that foot has interesting possibilities

Also, is that why your nickname is “Peggy”?

This was actually a real problem for Peggy in “Sordid Lives”.

If he doesn’t rub his eye with his hook, he’ll still have two good eyes to search with.

at the foot of the bed. LOL!

OMG! That was your foot?!?!