Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for February 06, 2021

This will make up in offensiveness what it lacks in length:

Two nuns are walking along a road. All of a sudden, two ruffians grab them and drag them into the bushes. “Forgive them, Father! They don’t know what they’re doing!” the younger nun cries.

“This one does,” the older nun responds.

Smed Frith One time I gambled $5,001 playing blackjack and won $27,001.

Did that ancient fast food joint have a horse drive through?

May the Lord be with you.

good to know FedEx is still afloat since its almost fifty-year-old bankruptcy

And all my life I thought gambling is eevil.

So FedEx was resurrected by illicit money? I don’t think FedEx would appreciate that revelation

Three separate pictures, three separate soups.

Obviously, a flamboyantly gay lizard. (not that there’s anything wrong with that)

Between eating those things and drinking pee, Rome was bound to fall.

Take care, may Naples sushi canner Guadalupe McSchwartzord be with you, and gesundheit.

FedEx still gambles whether you will receive your package in one piece or even at all.

AKA, leftover soup

Made of sheep? Not mutton?

I think FedEx and UPS should merge and call the new company FEDUPS! ;o]

The Pompiians also had the first “Soup Nazi”…No soup for you!

I can’t believe that Pompei didn’t have a McDonald’s.

The fast food eatery in the bottom frame looks more like the communal toilets used by Romans in ancient times. What the archeologists analized may not have been soup eaten as fecal matter of those that had consumed snail, fish and lamb during that day.

That has to be the worst version of ‘surf&turf’ ever.

The Pompeiians may have eaten the dish, but to say they likely enjoyed it is a hell of a conjecture.

FedEx founding is one of the Harvard MBA case studies. Or was. But somehow I doubt Harvard made any mention of Las Vegas …

And, that dinosaur evolved into Gene Simmons.

Soup made from snails, fish and sheep? Yuckiepoo!!!

That eatery sounds like a KFC in France. BTW, That dinosaur died on ots way to migrate to Mardi Gras…

That is an odd combination of meats — and I’m speaking as someone who’s made soup combining ham, finely chopped hot dogs, and summer sausage.

Snail. Fish. Sheep. Sounds like ingredients for an episode of Chopped.

Except it was called “Federal Express” in those days. Still was as late as the ’90s.

Since I hate Jackson figure skates and don’t talk to volleyballs, I’m sticking with UPS.