People like to say “if these walls could talk,” but I think a stoop would have just as much to say. Some stoops are sunny, others are shady. If you can’t climb the stoop, you’ve had too much to drink. If you stoop too low, you never see the sun shine. If you stop at the stoup for a splash of holy water you may be hoping to shine a little light down deep in the shade of your soul. Stoops have seen many feet and many butts, and if you always walk stooped over, you too will see many feets, and you are probably worrying too much about your sorry ass, or maybe a shady character is getting you down. Tell him to stick it where the sun don’t shine; it’s familiar territory after all. A rising tide lifts all boats, does a sunny day lift all souls? What if the hull has a hole, a soul breech that leaks? Is that just a crack where the light gets in? I mean, every a$$hole has a crack, so…
Superfrog over 3 years ago
Just walk down the sunny side of Shady Lane.
3hourtour Premium Member over 3 years ago
…from LAX to Fla. , we have the sunniest dispositions…
…Froglandia…
…where those drained by the swamp…
… get to see boa constrictor /alligator wrestling…
…and can suck on fruity ta-tas…
…while toking on a Cuban Gooding cigar …
…cement shoes only for those that talk about Fight club…
…and Matrix steaks for those that don’t know nottin’…
…bath mats with surveillance pickles on request…
…with sunny Grace the Face from Si to shiny Si . …
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 3 years ago
Bags and bags of M&Ms my boy Eminem aka Shady if the bags a play for who’s on first?
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 3 years ago
Sounds like one of those “Holly and the Ivy” things.
coltish1 over 3 years ago
Mar-a-Lago.
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
Air Force One is booked to fly to Florida on Wednesday.
Howard'sMyHero over 3 years ago
Stoopid is as the stooped does …
Hey, that mask is too high …!
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member over 3 years ago
Does the Frog Applause™ Owned Bath Mat Factory have a Pocket Protector Division?
charles9156 over 3 years ago
interesting topic!
Howard'sMyHero over 3 years ago
Re: Blog … Fangs for the memories …!
katina.cooper over 3 years ago
Is that Fred Mertz? Sure looks like him.
InquireWithin over 3 years ago
Shades of truth. We need more sunshine laws to keep out the shady people.
6turtle9 over 3 years ago
People like to say “if these walls could talk,” but I think a stoop would have just as much to say. Some stoops are sunny, others are shady. If you can’t climb the stoop, you’ve had too much to drink. If you stoop too low, you never see the sun shine. If you stop at the stoup for a splash of holy water you may be hoping to shine a little light down deep in the shade of your soul. Stoops have seen many feet and many butts, and if you always walk stooped over, you too will see many feets, and you are probably worrying too much about your sorry ass, or maybe a shady character is getting you down. Tell him to stick it where the sun don’t shine; it’s familiar territory after all. A rising tide lifts all boats, does a sunny day lift all souls? What if the hull has a hole, a soul breech that leaks? Is that just a crack where the light gets in? I mean, every a$$hole has a crack, so…
6turtle9 over 3 years ago
When you’ve had a hard day of surveillance and need some shade, I recommend… http://whickedpickle.com/
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
Ahah! At last revealed!
The Froglandian Witless Protection Program (utilizing the very latest in masking captions!)….