Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 30, 2021

What is a meditation hall without enlightenment? A meditation hall.

Aren’t those the final words of Descartes, Rousseau, or some other French scientartist?

To turn it off it needs to be on first.

An idea just came into my head – “Does shaving your head to look like a light bulb help with enlightenment?”

Then it’s the GOP headquarters?

Can you be evicted for not paying your enlightenment bill?

Ohm.

I think I’m ready for a desktop Zen garden.

And no monking around!

One of the best strips of the day!

Shouldn’t they, in the name of climate change, be providing their own enlightenment?

Birthdays must be a HOOT a that place

I tried meditation in order to gain enlightenment, but I haven’t lost any weight at all.

And board up the door so no one else can get enlightened…