Free Range by Bill Whitehead for January 24, 2021

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    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  about 3 years ago

    It was an “orplasmic” experience.

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    oldpine52  about 3 years ago

    He just had to split.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Looks like he’s got the greens.

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    gopher gofer  about 3 years ago

    ♩breaking up is hard to do…

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    Jeff0811  about 3 years ago

    ♩You’ve got amoeba Abe.♩ (As Sonny would have said back in the day).

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    gammaguy  about 3 years ago

    An example of unclear fission.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Lost it to a hand of Royal Fizbin.

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    pathamil  about 3 years ago

    ♬ I’ve got those low-down, laid-back, splittin-down-the-middle blues… ♪♩

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    Michael G.  about 3 years ago

    Amoeba wrong, but I think he has lost in love.

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    P51Strega  about 3 years ago

    ♪ Got up this mornin’ ♫ mah shoes, dey don’ fit ♪ Mitosis are gone ♫ They up an’ done split ♫

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    WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Hey Buddy – you stink! And so do all of your other replicants!

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    Michael G.  about 3 years ago

    He’s beside himself!

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    Ratkin  about 3 years ago

    He’s not hurt. He’s just a mitochondriac.

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    commerce1943  about 3 years ago

    Have to very careful here. The word ‘binary’ has the cancel culture on edge.

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    Ricky Bennett  about 3 years ago

    On the brighter side, he got rid of his split personality…

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