Wondermark by David Malki for January 29, 2021

She does realize she’s talking to Loki, right?

Thou shall have no other god before me does imply the existence of other lesser gods

“God’s” only excuse is non-existence.

Nice orb. :)

OK, then. We’ve established what you are, NOW we are haggling your price! :>)

I’m fairly certain God stopped paying attention long ago. He probably spends most of his time these days eating pork rinds, drinking Coors Lite and playing XBox. GTA is my guess. But, maybe Halo.

Not really.