Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for January 20, 2021

That is how it works..

www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/mothergooseandgrimm/

Is that his phone?

That is what organized religion does, what it wants – your money, your obedience. At best it is poor psychology and maybe education of a sort, at worst it is a con

Good one Mr. Collins.

That is great!

The helping hand to the tithe.

10% and your firstborn son

god is always broke

Its the magic pickpocket, Joel Osteen.

Religion: to control the masses, put them in fear of an imaginary being, make them do crazy rituals and say crazy things, and steal their money

Made my day, Dan!

A while back, the “offering” from one Sunday service at joel olsteen’s church was stolen. The estimated loss was $600,000.

This is his primary residence,

https://c1.vgtstatic.com/thumb/1/4/143042-v3-xl/joel-osteens-house-1.jpg

When Houston flooded a bit more recently, he had to be publicly shamed into opening the church, the former basketball arena in the city, as a sanctuary for people in need.

George Carlin on the subject:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr3PJOhsbZY

Not funny.

One of the flock is fleeced.

I’ve always thought thar !!

Fateful fingers flock fleecing Florida fundamentalist.

Dan is in for trouble at the pearly gates. Just sayin’

The picking of pockets is not from heaven, but from those who use religion to steal money and freedoms and power over others.

Religion doesn’t have to pick your pocket or suppress your free will.

You really can’t take it with you.

You’re confusing organized religion with God, Dan. My God gives generously

more like his wallet.

Extremely funny and very much to the point.

Religion, ALL religion, is a con intended to wash brains clean of any rational thought and to fleece the flock. Why else do you think the rethuglicans got in bed with the xtians… they wanted to learn the con from those that are best at it.

I think if God wants me to send someone money, he’ll probably let me know personally, rather than through a “God botherer”.

Exactamundo! :)

God doesn’t need money, religion seems to need a lot of it.