Jeff Stahler for January 17, 2021

Magic Q(anon) Ball?

Read the rest: because I left America in such a mess, the only way left was greater.

Song lyrics for the deadly departed

You are the fluke of the universe,

You have no right to be here,

And, whether you can hear it or not,

The universe is laughing behind your back.

“Deteriorata” [Courtesy National Lampoon1972]

Stop the Steal – the lie perpetuated by Trump, Fox News and Republican elected officials. Now they tell us that impeaching Trump is dividing the country and it is the Democrat’s fault that the country is divided and we are all victims because of it and it is up to them to make things right to fix it. The GOP and Trump have no responsibility for the mess.

So my sign is “Stop the LIE.” All the GOP and FOX have to do is own up to the truth that the election was NOT rigged, there was no voter fraud and that Trump lost it fair and square and bigly. I’m not expecting Trump to make this admission. I think he still really believes that 74 million votes is more than 81 million votes.

Trump’s “Pillow Man,” Michael Lindell said he has proof of the election steal, “God’s got his hands in all this and all this stuff will be revealed."

When God reveals it, I’ll believe it.

Let us see how many terms you get from NY and GA (if they face up to reality, i.e.)

Reminds me on the GHWB Simpsons episode: “And since I achieved all my goals as President in one term, there was no need for a second. The End.”

If Trump had been smart, he could have copied James Polk and just claim he accomplished all his goals in one term and didn’t need to stay around.

I knew he’d find an outlet! Quick – put all your money in Magic 8 Ball stock. I predict sales will shoot up by 70 million units!

Maybe Trump can set up a drive thru outlet at Mar-A-lardo(until he’s forced to move). Five new lies a day for $20. Cash only.

Will you buy a new mattress during the President’s Day sale? “Signs point to yes.”

He’ll make us better by his leaving…

The numbers are all in now. What they show about what really happened during the eight years that Barack Obama was president is sometimes different from what politicians claimed.

The economy gained a net 11.6 million jobs. The unemployment rate dropped to below the historical norm.

Average weekly earnings for all workers were up 4.2 percent after inflation. The gain was 3.7 percent for just production and nonsupervisory employees.

After-tax corporate profits also set records, as did stock prices. The S&P 500 index rose 166 percent.

The number of people lacking health insurance dropped by 15 million. Premiums rose, but more slowly than before.

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Trump will have the worst jobs record in modern U.S. history

The U.S. has three million fewer jobs than it did when Trump took office. Economists blame both the pandemic and the president’s ineffectiveness.

During the 2016 presidential campaign, Republican candidate Donald Trump promised he would eliminate the nation’s debt in eight years.  Instead, his budget estimates showed that he would actually add at least $8.3 trillion, increasing the U.S. debt to $28.5 trillion by 2025.2 However, the national debt may reach that figure much sooner. When President Trump took office in January 2017, the national debt stood at $19.9 trillion. In October 2020, the national debt reached a new high of $27 trillion.

I’m looking forward to a world in which sanity is a virtue. The GOP’s disconnect from the “real world” is a major symptom of mental illness. I never want to see the dRumpth groping and kissy-kissing our flag for a photo-op ever again. That is not the real world view of mental good health.

Well, if riots and terrorism make America great…

There were some Nazis who believed that they had not lost the war even when Soviet tanks were double-parked on the streets of Berlin. How long will it take until the Republican Party admits that there was no election fraud and that Trump lost.

Didn’t know the Republicans had a bowling league. Ball needs needs thumb and finger holes drilled into it.

The Broken 8 Ball?

#FakeNews

Even a Broken 8 Ball is right about once in 10,000 Years.