Two Party Opera by Brian Carroll for January 15, 2021

Well played, sir. Well played.

The monster speaks. May he and his family be burdened with disease and pestilence.

Who will have the more deaths from the disease of incompetence?

Don’t mock the stable genius, see?

Brian Carroll you have been on a roll. Just too much material not to play with . impressed with how fast you cranked out the impeachment panel. It was up the next morning. Well done ! Enjoying it.

He leaves an impressive number of ‘firsts’ and records that I hope will never be broken.

Trump has set high marks for comedy and tragedy. Let’s hope no one else tries for those for a long time.

But seriously, you know he’s going to be thinking this(never mind the reasons why). In an unrelated note: I say we give a Pulitzer to the journalist who is able to get one of these newly elected Congressmen to explain why their elections were ok but Biden’s was not.

^ Speaking of drivel…

He got caught trying to shut down the U.S. Mail. If only he could have blocked the mail-in votes…

…As if this klown could plan 4 years in advance.

On the bright side, 10,000 National Guardsmen get a trip to the Capitol. They get to see how a free Democracy works.

This is the dude who stared straight up at a solar eclipse without glasses.

This is the dude who suggested injecting disinfectant.

This is a dude who bankrupted a casino.

This is the dude who hired Rudy to defend him.

This is the dude who wanted to nuke a hurricane.

This is the dude who doesn’t know how to close an umbrella.

This is the dude who thinks Washington’s Continental Army captured airports from the British.

This is the dude who made his Twitter password MAGA2020!

This is the dude who needs his name mentioned every two or three sentences to keep him engaged on his daily briefings.

This is the dude who made fun of a disabled reporter.

This is the dude that wants to date his daughter despite not being born in Alabama.

This is the dude who said he was running against the worst presidential candidate in history and lost.

This is the dude who said he’d make this country great and only made it worse.

Wonderful strip, Mr. Carroll, except that Donald J. Trump is incapable of planning anything, showing any leadership. He just stumbles and bumbles, expects others to pick up after him, and it finally caught up with him.

Melania removed the Rose Garden and built a tennis court.

15,000 troops will be guarding President Biden from the murderous psychotic unAmerican right wing extremists who still believe that lying racist Putin loving criminal Benedict Arnold Trump should be their dictator for life.

Have you seen the pictures of people walking out of the WH with the art work?

https://www.tmz.com/2021/01/14/abraham-lincoln-bust-removed-white-house-president-honest-abe/

Creator Brian — one minor gaff in your wonderful strip. DJT actually reading. Pure fake news indeed.

Laugh all you want guys, Trump led the largest mob ever to storm the capitol. Let’s see if anyone can ‘trump’ that.

Obama will still have the largest Inauguration crowd :)

But at the end of it all Trump will have the largest crowd ever for people watching an ex-president leave singing: Nah, nah, nah, nah. Hey, hey, GOOD BYE! while giving him the one finger salute.

4 days 23 hours 8 minutes.

I dunno, there’ll be 20,000 National Guard soldiers out there and that’ll eclipse the gathering Trump had at his inauguration.

Obama! That’s who!

As always, Trump’s ego matters more than anything else… even Democracy…

The world’s pettiest person.

The TV Ratings will be Enormous.

He’ll have a fit when he finds out.

This rings far too true to be funny.

I doubt he could mastermind such a thing, but I don’t doubt he’d try to gloat about it. “Oh you headless chicken, can those poor teeth take so much kicking?”

There was one error: Drumpf never plans ahead, so it was not for a long game.