Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 03, 2021

Wow! Now that’s a deterrent!

I’ll be sure to leave the door knockers alone.

Eye bleach stat

EGAD. NOT AGAIN. GET HELP, AUNTY.

We need a good laugh…..

Why, Aunty? We bare-ly know each other!

Well that’s one way to reduce property values.

My body is like my car: it’s old and has a lot of mileage, but it’s still in good shape and runs good.

A 3D topographical map of the Moon.

She’s letting it all hang out.

What’s your mobile number, Aunty? I might ring you up.

That is a frightening prospect.

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That explained why the Jehova’s Witnesses were screaming as they ran down the street!

Horny Aunty’s on the prowl.

“I saw Cthulhu! And now I’m blind!”

Beats the cost of a burglar alarm

I doubt that she has a problem with peeping Toms.

Before COVID I loved it when people just dropped by. My door was always open.

Answering the door Naked is a great way to prevent the 7th Day Adventists from ever ringing your doorbell again.

Since Aunty puts herself out there on a daily basis for our entertainment, readers of this strip wouldn’t belong in the category of “coming over without calling first.” So it is with great relief that I conclude that we will not be subject to this torture.

Don’t make me get naked. You wouldn’t like me when I’m naked.

It was after writing this line that the folks at Marvel decided that the Incredible Hulk needed to always retain his pants, no matter how illogical that was.