Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 04, 2021

Guess Walt sleeps in a separate bedroom as well as a separate bed.

The bedtime hokey pokey.

Auntie you should be way passed menopause By now

It’s scientific fact that the monsters can’t get you under the blankets. Burglars usually do their business & go away if you don’t make a fuss.

Gotta captain’s bed, so no spaces under the bed. The closet, though. . .

Relax, old girl. Even viruses want nothing to do with your body. you’re safe.

sounds like you have your hands full

And then there’s those nasty bed bugs.

That’s what I call ballin’ the jack.

I have 2 different types of nightgowns that I wear most nights. I’ll start with the one that goes to my knees and has short sleeves. When nature does its first of several calls I’ll usually change to one that has spaghetti straps and is so short it is barely descent and I ONLY wear it in bed. Long about 4 am I’ll have switched back to the long one. Middle age sucks.