Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 05, 2021

Tardigrades?

You’re doomed to live in a tract home.

he’s gonna need some time to digest that news…

That could leave him with indigestion.

You would never survive on the outside.

Yep, there’s no such thing as an outtestine! B^D

“We could move you to the descending colon. You would be closer to the outside there”

We’ll transfer you to the anus where hopefully, everything will come out OK.

Wow, another cartoon about politicians. When will it end?

Oh crap!

Dumpo’s defense team could use some help.

Ew

“We tried that a while back but it didn’t work out.”

“Did it hurt him?”

“Yep, rectum.”

How do you think they change hosts?

Ulcer what I can do.

We could transfer you to the team that scouts new marketing opportunities, but you might not like what that entails.

You’re fired. Hit the entrail.

Funny! Love how their drawn. Lol.