Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 14, 2021

It was to keep you from needing to get a new phone.

Another option: chicken blinders, with or without googly eyes.

https://www.google.com/search?q=chicken+blinders

Just in case you’re feeling peckish.

…I’m not worried…

…I’m too far down the pecking order…

…very old reusable joke: …

…what does McDonald’s call it’s new chicken lip sandwich?…

… the Mick Jagger…

…{eventhough this chicken looks like Ringo Starr}…

…it may not be cannibalism…

…but when Rooster satisfies his wife…

…it still tastes like chicken…

… probably because of the glitch in The Matrix…

…why did the chicken cross the road?…

… to get a free order of sides…

…BECAUSE he could!….

It strikes me as a cruel practice, despite understanding the practical necessity of it in industrial chicken production.

Super depressing!

Old MacDonald has been around the farm a time or two.

A game of 8 ball. You rack em and I’ll break em.

NOW wattle I do?

Talked about henpecked !

A dull beak gathers no grain!

News the time to sharpen your senses and put you beak to the grindstone!

God I feel so clucked up!

Chickens have enough predators without having to watch out for their own kind.

Question: What would Emperor Palpatine look like if he was a chicken?

Answer: (see above)

Frog Wars, coming soon to a bath mat factory near you!

I hope they cut your wing feathers so you don’t fly off.

Nice combover.

That’s quite a severe case of drooping comb … no doubt caused by being rendered peckerless …!

i remember being appalled by the fact that chickens are given to cannibalism- until i realised that they’re just chickens after all.

Forced beak-trimming should be illegal. But that won’t stop the Do-Gooders, who want only what is best for you (as in their opinion, of course).

On the other hand, if you are a cannibal, and especially if you do have “associated vices,” maybe the Do-Gooders did good….

That was to prevent you from pecking the guy who has the axe.

Cannibals don’t get no respect.

It was an evening of face-melting rock and roll.

Glad I’m vegan, one less negative Impact I make on the world.