Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for January 30, 2021

Is there a dating app for snakes?

May the Lord be with you.

Could WofOz be the 2nd film to have an OST?

That record has been broken by Fenway Park.

https://bostonredsox.fandom.com/wiki/Fenway_Park#:~:text=Fenway%20is%20the%20home%20of%20the%20Red%20Sox,It%20has%20been%20called%20America%27s%20Most%20Beloved%20Ballpark.

“Every Red Sox home game since May 15, 2003, has sold out; in 2008, the park sold out its 456th consecutive Red Sox game, breaking a Major League record. It has been called America’s Most Beloved Ballpark.”

Now that’s tudderly ridiculous.

If you have a dating app for your catfish, you can catfish the other catfish.

I’m surprised it took so long for soundtracks to become a thing. Even before films had built-in sound, they still had scores, sometimes played live.

They changed the name from Jacobs Field to Progressive Field? How strange.

SWC seeking bull that properly regurgitates his food three times.

And there’s a toad dating app called horny.

Take care, may Oslo keel boat inspector Leif Kristianjord be with you, and gesundheit.

I hope the cows are very happy.

Because when cow-dating goes bad…

So that’s why I didn’t get any dates from my Tudder account.

Wouldn’t it be appropriate — at least for the “national audience” supposedly reading today’s edition of Ripley’s Believe It Or Not — to state just where Jacobs Field is and who played there?

People said the Indians couldn’t give tickets away. But they must have.

If a buck could be made Disney would find a way to make it.

In the U.S. we don’t use a dating app for cows. An old bull and a young bull were up on a hill overlooking the cows. The young bull said “Let’s run down and make love to one of them!”

Let’s walk down and make love to all of them," the old bull replied. No blue screen crashes, no virus/hackers, no Nigerian royalty.

It has been so long, nobody is sure when the Packers last failed to play to a sold out crowd for a home game. Late 1050’s is the best reckoning.

“The waitlist to get Packers season tickets has become legendary, as the team has sold out its season tickets at Lambeau every year since 1960. As it currently stands, the waiting list for season tickets is over 130,000 names long, with an approximate waiting time of up to 30 years after putting your name on the list.” according to seatgeek.com

Cleveland Indians, of course – best fans in the world!

Maybe 15 years ago, I heard a segment on news radio about the soundtrack industry. Someone said the first song from a soundtrack to become a hit was Do Not Forsake Me, Oh My Darling sung by Tex Ritter in High Noon. It was from there the soundtrack industry took off.

I wonder if those farmers ever tried ‘Tipper’…?

That’s so that bulls looking through the catalog online can say “Give me tudder one”!

No need for an app. All ya need is one rooster.

A farmer decides he needs a new rooster so he can expand his chicken coop, so he buys the most virile one he can find and names him Brewster. Within a day, Brewster has impregnated every hen the farmer owns.

The next day, the farmer awakes to a huge ruckus coming from his turkey pen. He goes out to defend his turkeys, only to find Brewster furiously attempting to copulate with every turkey he owns, sending them into a panic. The farmer grabs the rooster by the neck and pulls him away, saying “Brewster, you horny rooster, keep this up and it’s gonna kill you!”.

The very next day, the farmer awakes to angry honking. Running over to where the geese are kept, he sees a storm of feathers as Brewster vigorously humps every goose that isn’t attacking him. The farmer jumps in and yanks Brewster away, yelling “Brewster, you horny rooster, keep this up and it’s gonna kill you!”.

The next day, all seems quiet. The farmer goes out to inspect his animals only to see a small figure laying motionless in the hot sun. He walks over to see that it’s Brewster, tongue lolling out of his beak in the dust. The farmer sighs and says “I tried to tell you, Brewster, you horny rooster, what did you try to f—- now?”

Brewster pops open an eye and says “Shhh… buzzards…”

Pfft. Fenway Park had a sellout streak from May 15, 2003 to April 8, 2013 – 794 regular season games and 26 post-season games for 820 total. They passed Jacobs Field in September 2008 and then kept going for another 4+ seasons.

Huh. I haven’t heard of that dating app since my ex-wife met her new husband there…

Is that Steve McQueen’s baseball from a movie more interesting than animated irrational dwarfs?

i use tudder too