Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for January 27, 2021

Anyone want to bet how many toilet seats Jason broke over his head?

Shevin Kelley One time I broke 47 toilet seats with my head in one minute.

May the Lord be with you.

Kevin needs counseling.

Especially in the Uighur and Tibet provinces, eh, Ripley’s?

Kevin wanted those toilet seats to know that giving splinters was not acceptable.

I wouldn’t worry about Kevin. There’s nothing valuable in there anyway :D

I hope they weren’t used toilet seats.

I don’t know anyone who has broken toilet seats with their heads, but I know a few who have broken toilet seats with the other, uh, end, .you know

Those cheap Chinese toilet seats almost break themselves.

Persia is still at war with a lot of the world today

What did the other guys in the Rest Room think about those splintered rests?

Isn’t the REAL question “How many toilet seats could he break with his butt?” They’re toilet seats, after all!

I wonder when Kevin said Hmmm I think I’ll try to break a toilet seat with my head, hopefully he does not have kids

Hence his nickname "Sh**head.

When Kevin’s time comes, and he si standing at the Pearly Gates, St Peter will be shaking his head, thinking, “After 2000 years, just when I thought I’ve heard them all!”

Did he mean to break them, or was he just using them wrong?

Basically Italy vs Iraq.

Take care, may Baghdad Frito tycoon Muhammad Sinatrord be with you, and gesundheit.

So we shouldn’t complain about 42 years of cold war with Iran?

In China the black market for senior sitters is huge.

Kevin, having fallen in love with Marie Osmond, has since lost 337 pounds with NutriSystem.

Forty-six toilet seats, and I wondered whether I had accomplished anything in life.

Wow, I’m glad I’m not in China. My parents would be really angry at me if I waited until they were 60 to make sure my they were taking reasonable care of each other and had decent, safe living conditions. Who rather decide to obey a Chinese man-made law instead of the Bible’s instruction for living saints?… good thing I invested in MICROHARD windows instead of Microsoft.

Of course, the best idea is for non-minor children to check personally on the parent willing to welcome them at least once a year ( and many times per year by phone or by letter) when the parents and children are no longer in the same household rather than choosing to be so apathetic and ruthless that they wait until their parents are 60, an age many suffering parents don’t even make it to in current world conditions.

Believe this: many parents are safer shutting their unthankful, untrustworthy, untruthful, unholy children OUT of their household .

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Mizpah coin no look like toilet seat…..

46…with his head, what’s he got S%@T for brains? ;-)

Hope the toilet seats were new ones.

That China story doesn’t really jive with me (I know big shock, China has a law that offends American sensibilities) Because I keep hearing stories of people with abusive parents who go no-contact once they’re able to live on their own. Does that mean in China you could be forced to support people who abused you as a child, or can you become emancipated from abusive relatives so you don’t need to be held to that law when they get old?

Sh*thead…

using his head to bust a few heads.

And his psychiatrist is still trying to find a name for the compulsion…

In China that’s illegal?? That is interesting, but this doesn’t belong in my saved comic strips.

S*** for brains…

An article about the law in China: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/10/14/5-things-to-know-about-chinas-new-aged-care-law/2980659/

What a useful skill.

The entire world has been at war since the first disagreement. How do we go about finding peace?

That war comment reminds me of the United States and Middle East wars, with no end in sight. From a Marine Nam Vet.